2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Part 2)
***11th Entrant: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos, Happy Little Poutine Machine***
The crowd is hot as the Canadians are dominating the Americans. All of a sudden Jerome’s music hits. All of the wrestlers stop fighting and stare at Jerome, who is carrying a mini Philippine flag. After a few seconds of bewilderment at what to do, the Canadians start fighting the Americans again, but Jerome’s distraction, combined with “the damned numbers game,” allows the Americans to take control.
***Stephanie Cooper runs to ringside with a Molson Beer***
Cooper has a Molson!
Sensing that her Canadian brother and sister need help, Cooper runs to the outside of the ring with the beer and offers it to Caroline. Caroline jumps over the top rope, because she likes beer more than she likes America.
***Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton has been eliminated***
***12th Entrant: Gabe C., Fresh Kills***
With Caroline out, Gabe adds more numbers to the Canadian side as Cooper gleefully looks on. Brügger and Cherie are taking a terrible beating. Jerome is standing in the middle of the ring with his flag.
***13th Entrant: Mark M. (Gremlins)
Mark sees all the violence and puts his hand up to signify a delayed penalty on the play. He gets out his flip phone to email former Ref Manager Matt “Worky” Workman his write-ups but Marisa taps him on the shoulder and tells him flip-phones don’t have the capability to email. Mark jumps over the top rope in horror, so he can use a computer in the back (Marisa is credited with the elimination). Workman receives the email and becomes (spoiler alert) new Ref Manager and says he will make a decision following an official inquiry and lengthy investigation into the matter. No one hears about it again.
***Mark M. has been eliminated***
***14th Entrant: Denis Miciletto, Tuques***
Tuques Arena erupts as one of their own, Denis, comes in and starts flexing. Marisa is a big fan of arm tattoos and falls in love. They go into a corner away from the fighting and talk.
***15th Entrant: Jason Eitel, Corlears Hookers***
The fans go nuts when Jason walks through the curtain. Brügger, and Cherie are beaten and bloody. America needs a hero, and here he comes!
But soon the cheers turn to jeers. Tuques Arena can only look on in horror as Eitel dons his now infamous Canada jersey and throws Denis (who is paying more attention to Marisa than the match) out of the ring. JSB looks on from the outside and gives Stephanie a big hug. Canada is killing the Americans.
***Denis has been eliminated***
***16th Entrant: Julie Katz, Mega Touch***
Finally, a Real American™ joins the fray. Julie picks up the microphone and starts chanting, “U! S!” and then stops. She smiles, looks at Olivier and chants, “SUA! SUA!!” She joins the beatdown on the Americans. Olivier has never been happier.
***17h Entrant, Sharif Corinaldi, Tompkins Square Riots***
The crowd is now openly weeping as Jason and Julie have turned their back on America. Sharif runs in and starts throwing haymakers. He punches Jo-Ann, Olivier, Julie, Gabe, and goes to throw a punch at Eitel. But he stops, and says he can’t mess up Jason’s beautiful face. The crowd boos. Sharif says, “Just kidding!” and starts bashing Jason.
***18th Entrant: Craig LaCombe, Gouging Anklebiters***
Craig joins Sharif to give help to the Americans. Things are starting to turn, when all of a sudden Jenn Popack spears Sharif and throws him out of the ring. The crowd chants, “WHY JENN WHY? WHY JENN WHY?” She says, “Demons before country.”
***Sharif has been eliminated***
***19th Entrant, Jenna Cruff, Happy Little Elves Butchers Tuques***
The crowd erupts as the last remaining Tuque enters the fray! She has a bag…WHAT IS IN THE BAG JENNA?!? Jenna saunters to the middle of the ring where all this time Jerome has been standing idly by waving his mini Philippine flag. She hands Jerome a shirt and takes off her Tuques shirt, and OH MY GAWWWWWWDDD!!!!
Jenna and Jerome are back and have renamed Tuques Arena to the just completed Glanzer Dome!
They are saving Brügger, the Elves, and America! A donnybrook is taking place! Canadians are flying everywhere!
***20th Entrant: Corey Winters, What The Puck***
The crowd cannot believe it as Corey enters. All the fighting stops as the Most Respected Man in BTSH picks up the mic. What will happen next???
Tags: Royal Rumble