Week 14 Box Scores

It Must Have Been Rubens Rock

Demons Rejoice

Denim Demons 3, Rehabs 2 (OT-SO)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (11), Micael Holmström (5)
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (3), Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (2)
Shootout: Denin Demons win, 1-0. Successful attempt by Micael Holmström.
Game Notes: Feldman scored the first goal of the game with just four minutes remaining in regulation, with Lau putting the Rehabs ahead 2-0 two minutes later.  After the Denim Demons pulled their goalie, Micael Holmström scored their first goal with 1:20 left, and Kamen tied the game 20 seconds later.
Until the Demons’ first goal, Rehabs goalie $howT!m3 had not allowed a goal in over 98 minutes of play on the day (between this game and his earlier one filling in for the Happy Little Elves).

LBS, Inc. 5, Mega Touch 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (18), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 2 (13), Jason Bogdaneris (8)
Mega Touch: Greg Kellerman (3), Jonathan Hanson (1)

Happy Little Elves 2, Fresh Kills 0
Happy Little Elves: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (5), Jenna Cruff (1)
Shutout: $howT!m3

Mexican Standoff 7, Tuques 2
Mexican Standoff: Ben 3 (9), Gary 3 (5), Len (2)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto (5), Adam Robertson (4)

Sky Fighters 5, Dark Rainbows 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 3 (14), Sam Lassner (6), Mark Bloom (4)
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (6)

Mighty Squirrels 2, Unicorns 0
Mighty Squirrels: Carter Reich (4), Marty Gilbert (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (2)

Corlears Hookers 5, Mathematics 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (14), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (7), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (3), Noelle Safar (2), Libby Lewis (1)
Mathematics: Adam Langer (5)

Gouging Anklebiters 2, Cobra Kai 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (3), Shannon Voto (1)
Shutout: Mike O’Connor (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 7, What The Puck 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 4 (9), “Gentleman” James Pereira 2 (14), Ali Berkin (5)
What The Puck: Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (8)

BTSH Standings

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7 Responses to “Week 14 Box Scores”

  1. hacksaw says:

    DEMONS! What is best in life?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0dGKfYKrE

  2. DeweyDecimator says:

    Oh did we ever hear the lamentation of the women, Hacksaw!

  3. benwick666 says:

    I’ve never been to Cimmeria, but here in America, a shootout win does not qualify as “crushing your enemies”!

  4. DeweyDecimator says:

    The women did lament, though.

  5. benwick666 says:

    Yes, that is indisputable. And you drove the Rehabs before you (to the bar).

  6. joetinky says:

    Say hey, Olmec. If you need a hand updating the standings, just let me know. I’m totally trustworthy and objective, not to mention quick, if not accurate. Your BTSH has a following down here in the nation’s capital, but they tell me they are getting restless hitting “View Refresh”. Can’t tell what the urgency is all about, but I figured I’d pass it along to be helpful. — joetinky

  7. joetinky says:

    Thanks for the standings update. The fan base on the Potomac appreciates that fresh look, so they say.

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