Week 17 Box Scores
L Is For Larry
What The Puck 7, Dark Rainbows 2
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (19), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (13), Tom MacDonald (11), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (9), Ollie Hartman (7)
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (15), Jon Rudd (2)
Game Notes: The Dark Rainbows played the entire game 4-on-5, as they only had one female in attendance. Additionally, they had only one male sub.
Fresh Kills 5, LBS, Inc. 3
Fresh Kills: Patrick Blohme 2 (2), Dave Sokolyansky (10), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (4), Ariel Imas (4)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (23), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (14)
Game Notes: Blohme’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with ten minutes remaining in regulation, giving Fresh Kills a lead the team never relinquished.
Rehabs 4, Mighty Squirrels 3
Rehabs: Dave Fraser 2 (6), Rob Blandi (4), “Con” Ed Lau (4)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (11), Marty Gilbert (2), Mary Simmons (1)
Game Notes: Rehabs forward $howT!m3 was not allowed to play with his shirt off, as his skin color was deemed to be too close to the Mighty Squirrels’ primary color.
Denim Demons 2, Cobra Kai 0
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (5), Zack Tinkelman (5)
Shutout: Noah Farkas (1)
Game Notes: The Denim Demons celebrated “Demons Family Day,” as several of their relatives were in attendance as spectators.
Filthy Gorgeous 7, Happy Little Elves 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (11), Sunny Mehra 2 (10), Dana Kravis 2 (5), Jon Rick (5)
Happy Little Elves: Rob “Smash” Muggeo (8), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (6), Rob Bischoff (1)
Unicorns 3, Mathematics 1
Unicorns: Chris (12), Susannah (3), Mark (2)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt (8)
Corlears Hookers 6, Mexican Standoff 2
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 5 (21), Jonathan Bartlett (1)
Mexican Standoff: Gary 2 (9)
Sky Fighters 6, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Sky Fighters: David Cernan 2 (2), Greg Infanti (2), Stefan Danicich (1), Jon Forsythe (1), Samantha Lee (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (9)
Tuques 6, Mega Touch 2
Tuques: Shafiq Perry 3 (10), Denis Miciletto 2 (12), Alfred Liu (2)
Mega Touch: Bill MacGregor (4), Andy Robertson (1)
Sky Fighters 8, Corlears Hookers 3
Sky Fighters: David Cernan 2 (4), Greg Infanti 2 (4), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (15), Dan Hopper (2), Robert Kucera (2), Samantha Lee (2)
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (8), Josh Sadlier-Brown (5), Jonathan Bartlett (2)
Tags: 2009 season, box scores, what the puck
I’m grateful for the Demons Family Day recognition and the link to the photo, but next time, could you please shoot my left side? I’m told it’s my svelte side. At least that’s what the studio photographers tell me. I prefer to think of it as my lithe left side.