Season Preview: Pork Fried Rice
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Color: Burgundy
Year Founded: 2005
2007 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-1 (6th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in quarterfinals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Steve Babcock, Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett, Eileen Barrett, Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett, Christina Blanco, Caley Boyd, Sean Donnelly, Holly Dice, Nicole Fazio, Natasha Foy, Chris Grunke, Tim Hannon, Eric Healey, Fayth Henley, Keith Koeferl, Julie Lauer, Paul “P.J.” Lopez, John Mack, Caroline Miller, Gina Montefeltri, Denis Monty, Jenny Petersen, Mike Taylor, Laura Traynham, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri, Matt Ventolieri, Lea Westort, Mike Westort (who are all these people?)
Fan Base: Janica “Tussin” Lee
The Magic 8-Ball says, “Outlook not so good.”
Rapper They Closely Resemble: Notorious BIG & Tupac Shakur. They’re dead, people…and oddly, we’re still talking about them…
Fast Fact: Pat Verbeek had 44 goals and 45 assists for the Hartford Whalers in the 1989-90 regular season.
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