Week 13 Box Scores

Things Are Looking Up For What The Puck

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Denim Demons 2, Corlears Hookers 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (7), Zack Tinkelman (4)
Corlears Hookers: Matthew Zimmerman (1)
Game Notes: This is the Corlears Hookers’ first loss ever at Moffo.

What The Puck 4, LBS, Inc. 1
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (15), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (9), Brian Vroom (2)
LBS, Inc.: Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (9)
Game Notes: With this win, What The Puck has moved into sole possession of first place.

Rehabs 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Rehabs: Bryan “Stork” Welch 2 (2), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (5), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (7), Jeremy Schumacher (3)

Unicorns 5, Happy Little Elves 0
Unicorns: Mark 2 (8), Chris (10), Jesse (3), Caitlin (2)
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (1)
Game Notes: This win clinches the (imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup for the Unicorns.

Dark Rainbows 3, Mighty Squirrels 1
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley (12), Josh Wilson (4), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (1)
Mighty Squirrels: Gary Kowalski (2)

Filthy Gorgeous 8, Mathematics 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Matt Novick 3 (8), Matthew Workman 2 (3), Joseph Pereira (7), Jonathan Rick (4), Jean Herbert (3)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt (9), Laura MacNeil (3), Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins (1)

Sky Fighters 2, Mexican Standoff 0
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka (11), Stefan Danicich (1)
Shutout: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (1)

Tuques vs. Cobra Kai (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”

Fresh Kills vs. Bad Touch (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”

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4 Responses to “Week 13 Box Scores”

  1. HockeyRich says:

    The Elves lost 6-0. Mike Meyers scored the first goal against us. BTW, we should get some sort of record for the most times ever losing 6-0. I think its happened 5 times or something.

  2. mdbtsh says:

    I just wanted to clarify something. Myself and the other Cobra Kai-ers who chose not to play Sunday did so because of the lightening in the area and not just cause of “rain fears”. NPR reported that twelve people in the tri-state area were hit by lightening during Sunday’s storms and one them died. We didn’t want to take any chances.

  3. HockeyRich says:

    After looking at a copy of the official boxscore I have to say I was mistaken. We actually won 4-0. And we won the Fairy Cup as well. Go Elves!

  4. derek says:

    It should be noted that “rain fears” is the standard boiler plate term we use for all weather-related cancellations.

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