Week 2 Box Scores

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Unicorns 2, Mega Touch 1
Unicorns: Luke (2), Krish (1)
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal (2)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe

Mathematics 4, Butchers 1
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (3), Ali Corsi 2 (2)
Butchers: Ben Bloom (2)
Goalie Win: Joe Boshko

Happy Little Elves 8, Tompkins Square Riots 4
Happy Little Elves: Rob “Smash” Muggeo 3 (3), Gil Valdes 2 (2), Trevor Beauclair (1), Melissa Budnick (1), Garrett “Ax” Carrino (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrik Blohmé 2 (2), Alexandre Frenette (1), Joe Fiore (1)
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy

Poutine Machine 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Poutine Machine: Ashish Nagpal (2), Marcus Bonnee (1), Tracy Ng (1), Vincent Tracy (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (1), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown
Game Notes: Ng scored her first BTSH goal.

Cobra Kai 2, Rehabs 1
Cobra Kai: Marc Beland (1), Mark Talercio (1)
Rehabs: Rob Blandi (1)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang

La Famiglia 5, Filthy Gorgeous 1
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (2), Jon Fidge (1), Dmitry Gurvits (1), Shafiq “Off-Black” Perry (1), Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Susannah Pasquantonio (1)
Goalie Win: Kevin Au

What The Puck 5, Gut Rot 2
What The Puck: Oliver Hartman 2 (2), Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (2), Alex Doucette (1), Brian Vroom (1)
Gut Rot: Gilligan (1), The Other Gilligan (1)
Goalie Win: Corey “Chongo” Winters

Sky Fighters 4, LBS, Inc. 3 (OT)
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (1), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (1), Dan Hopper (1), Robert Kucera (1)
LBS, Inc.: Karen Erickson (2), Tommy Capatosta (1), Karsten Pichon (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein
Game Notes: Bloom scored the winning goal in overtime.

Dark Rainbows 3, Fresh Kills 2
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley 2 (2), Jennie Brown (1)
Fresh Kills: Justin “The Boss” Ross (1), Alice Bertoni (1)
Goalie Win: John Meyer
Game Notes: For a review of this game, go here.

Corlears Hookers 7, Denim Demons 3
Corlears Hookers: Matt Zimmerman 2 (3), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (3), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (1), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (1), Noelle “Slapshot” Safar (1), Josh “Doc” Sadlier-Brown (1)
Denim Demons: Dave Fraser 2 (2), Jeff Kamen (3)
Goalie Win: James Stein (on loan from Sky Fighters)

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9 Responses to “Week 2 Box Scores”

  1. megamike says:

    “Goalie Win”? Really? since when was the goalie above the team? give ’em props for a shutout, or a media write-up if they had a particularly outstanding game, but a win inherently means that your goalie won.

    san dimas high school fottball rules!

  2. lurk02 says:

    sloppy fact checking, media.
    the hookers “goalie win” goes to james stein.
    way to phone it in.

  3. TheSharperEdge says:

    The goalie is never above the team. I’m the first to say that I’m nothing w/o my team.

    That said, let’s face it, you’re not a goalie if you don’t want the light shining in your face.

  4. eli says:

    Our motto has always been that everything we write is true, unless its corrected. Therefore, James, we got it right the first time, and we’ve got it right, again, now that it has been corrected. So, you’re welcome.

  5. megamike says:

    shining on your face, more likely. shining in your face would make it much more difficult to be an effective goalie. either way, we goalies are not attention seekers. we’re psychos. and we should celebrate that. our job is to save the game, not win it. a goalie can have a perfect game and but still not win if his/her team doesn’t score a goal.

  6. HockeyRich says:

    This whole goalie crap is ridiculous. Trevor and I are going to break this morbid goalie union, one goal at a time.

    I’m with Mega Mike!!

  7. purple says:

    as an added note to the reporting on the Hookers win, Matt Zimmerman scored 2 goals..

  8. gilligan says:

    Gut Rot: Larry (1), Mike (1)

    Who the hell are these people?

  9. megamike says:

    wait, now rich is on my side? can i still change my stance?

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