Playoff Preview: Championship Game

The Corlears Hookers Have Two Words For Fresh Kills

#3 Corlears Hookers (16-4) vs. #10 Fresh Kills (11-8-0-1)
Location:
Corlears North, 4:00 PM
All-Time Series: Corlears Hookers lead 2-0
2008 Result: Week 6 – Corlears Hookers 4, Fresh Kills 0
Game Notes: For the second consecutive season, the Corlears Hookers have advanced to the championship game.  Unlike last year, when the Hookers battled through the playoffs with three one-goal victories en route to the final, they have cruised in 2008.  In just three playoff games, they have posted twenty goals, including five apiece for Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson and Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney.  With only three goals allowed, their defense and goaltending have been extremely impressive as well.  As would be expected of a Cinderella team, Fresh Kills has faced a tougher road.  Although they clinched a spot in the final with a 3-1 victory over LBS, Inc. last week, their previous two wins came by only one goal, including a double overtime thriller against What The Puck.  Their offense has revolved around the Sokolyansky brothers, who have accounted for 50% of their postseason scoring.  Fresh Kills, now in their seventh year, have had varying degrees of success in the regular season, but have perennially made a deep run in the playoffs.  In their brief stint in BTSH, the Corlears Hookers have been a dominant force, with an overall record of 35-6 and two championship game appearances.  Both teams, however, are still searching for their first title.  On Sunday, one of them will finally capture BTSH glory.
Keys To The Game For The Corlears Hookers:
1. After shaking off some rust in the first half, goalie Chris Beauvois held Filthy Gorgeous scoreless in the second half of their semifinal matchup.  When he is in a rhythm, even the most dangerous of shooters struggle to find the net against him.
2. Although Olson and Kearney have led the team in postseason scoring, Jason Eitel tied for fourth in the league with fifteen regular season goals, despite missing several games with an injury.  He will be another dangerous weapon in the Hookers’ already loaded arsenal.
3. It may not be a coincidence that the Hookers have heated up with Brendan “Dutch” Kearney out with an injury.  Perhaps with him on the sidelines, the jealousy and backstabbing has finally cooled down.
Keys To The Game For Fresh Kills:
1. Feed off the energy of the fans.  BTSH loves an underdog, and the heckle wall will be heavily tilted against the favored Corlears Hookers.
2. With a goals against average of just over one goal per game in the playoffs, goalie Dave Gil de Rubio has quietly had an impressive postseason.  He will have to be at the top of his game while facing the Hookers’ snipers.
3. Don’t let Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg shoot…or pass.
Eli’s Pick: Corlears Hookers.  Getting shutout in last year’s final should be enough to motivate them for this game.
Derek’s Pick: Corlears Hookers.  When the Hookers are at full attendance, Fresh Kills cannot match them player for player.
Craig “Ug” LaCombe’s Pick: Corlears Hookers.  Fresh Kills are the Buffalo Bills of BTSH.  They will never win it.  “Lessy” is a poor man’s Jim Kelly.

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4 Responses to “Playoff Preview: Championship Game”

  1. HockeyRich says:

    I wish the Hookers would have shown up against us. They still beat us, but the team they had obviously wasn’t the team they will have this Sunday. Fresh Kills probably is the best TEAM as far as playing together and getting the most out of them. #7 is really good (as are all #7’s!!).
    They easily stopped the Lbs offense. I see at 2-1 game, for whoever wins.

  2. bob w says:

    that’s awesome – not only is “the media” 0-for-3 in predicting FK’s playoff matches, they even play the wrong highlight clip. they show an incomplete pass rather than the pass that led to the game winner. stay consistent, boys! 😉

  3. Jaclyn says:

    Nice… great video, guys. Thanks for looping it. That was me, on the wrong end of a good pass. Now I get to re-live it ad infinitum.

    P.S. Thanks for picking against us.

  4. Ariel says:

    HockeyRick, thanks for the shot out… I appreciate it. As you said, we are a team… and we are a very proud team. We will play our hearts out and whatever the outcome, we will be happy that we did the best we can possibly do.

    BTW, Bob deserves the biggest shot out, all I had to do was put my stick there – what a pass to make it 2-1!!

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