October 26th Consolation Games
The Elves Are Taking This “Black Out” Thing A Little Too Far
Rehabs (11-6-1-1) vs. What The Puck (15-4-0-1)
Location: Moffo, 12:00 PM
All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 7-5
Game Notes: What The Puck player Celine Dujeux is questionable for this game after giving birth on Friday to a baby girl (Congratulations!). Now that Celine is no longer pregnant, Captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer fully expects her to play.
Mathematics (7-13) vs. Bad Touch (3-17-1)
Location: Corlears North, 12:30 PM
All-Time Series: Mathematics lead 3-1
Game Notes: These two teams combined for thirteen goals in their last meeting.
Cobra Kai (7-11-1-1) vs. Mexican Standoff (4-14-2-1)
Location: Corlears South, 12:30 PM
All-Time Series: Mexican Standoff leads 3-1
Game Notes: One of the employees at the deli near Moffo told Denim Demons captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens that he thinks “Mexican Sandwich” is a great team name.
Mighty Squirrels (7-10-3) vs. Denim Demons (12-5-2-1)
Location: Moffo, 12:45 PM
All-Time Series: Denim Demons lead 4-0
Game Notes: The Squirrels are looking to snap a ten game losing streak.
Gouging Anklebiters (4-16) vs. Happy Little Elves (2-16-1-1)
Location: Corlears North, 1:15 PM
All-Time Series: Gouging Anklebiters lead 1-0
Game Notes: Bad hockey.
LBS, Inc. (15-4-1) vs. Filthy Gorgeous (14-5-1)
Location: Corlears South, 1:15 PM
All-Time Series: Filthy Gorgeous leads 2-1-1
Game Notes: Third place is up for grabs in this matchup of semi-final losers.
Tuques (10-10) vs. Unicorns (12-6-0-2)
Location: Moffo, 1:30 PM
All-Time Series: Unicorns lead 9-0
Game Notes: With a win, the Tuques can finish the season with a winning record for the first time in team history.
Dark Rainbows (12-7-1) vs. Sky Fighters (11-8)
Location: Corlears North, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: Tied 2-2
Game Notes: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker plans to attack Rainbows captain Sean Reynolds directly after the opening whistle…then claim it was a joke.