Week 6 Boxscores-Another Good Week for Goalies
Before anyone asks, we’re still working on the glitch in the standings that’s preventing shoot our results from being properly reported. We’ll have it fixed by the time the league is back in action.
In the meantime, here are your Week 6 boxscores:
Fresh Kills 3, Denim Demons 2
Kills goals by Nick Scott & Alex Revlav. Demons goals by Dave Shyu & Lena Moy-Bergen.
We told you this would be a close one. Both teams showing off their scoring depth.
LBS 2, Hookers 1
LBS goals by (who else) Karsten Pichon & Ken Poulin. Hookers goal by Jesse Scolaro.
Eli calls it. The Dynamic Duo team-up to take down the red hot Hookers.
Gremlins 3, Rehabs 0
Gremlins goals by Ryan Mills (2) and Alison Busch. Jamie Batuwantudawe with the shutout.
Heroin Chic falls to Hipster Geek in a game that reflects our cultural zeitgeist.
Filthy Gorgeous 2, Skyfighters 2
FG goals by James Periera & Suz. Skyfighters goals by Greg Cohan and Mark Bloom.
Like Cher & Madonna, Suz has ascended to single name status. She scored too!
Cobra Kai 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Cobra Kai goals by Will Kuhns and Jeff Borger. Riots goal by Patrik Blohme.
Cobra Kai notches their first “W” of the season. Will Kuhns celebrates by pulling a “Brandy Chastain”.
What the Puck 3, Happy Little Elves 1
WTP goals by Adam Skuse, Mike Woodsworth & Emily. Elves goal by Michael Valdez.
WTP end the Elves winning streak even though they ignored our advice and let a Valdez score.
Rainbows 1, Mega Touch 0
Rainbows goal by Jennie Brown. Ariel Kipnis with the shutout.
Jennie Brown celebrates Mother’s Day early as the Rainbows win a close one.
Gut Rot 2, Poutine Machine 1
Goals by ??? (officially confirming that Creamy has checked out of this reffing thing completely)
Poutine still looking for a win while Gut Rot have almost matched their points total from last season.
La Famiglia 3 Gouging Anklebiters 0
Goals by ??? (looks like Creamy wasn’t the only ref phoning it in)
Ariel Kipnis subs in for the Italian Jobbers and notches his second shutout of the day.
Mathematics 2, Butchers 0
Math goals by Adam Langer & Derek Tagliarino. Shutout by Tim Burke.
Adam Langer lives up to the pre-game hype but unfortunately Eli doesn’t (his point streak comes to an end).