The Org is Back!
A Special Message from Rich Glanzer
Nothing screams BTSH more than Derek taking creepy photos of unsuspecting girls eating chicken wings and Eli making a semi-witty caption of the picture. In other words, we’ve heard your critiques, and we want you to come back to the website. So we brought back league legends Derek and Eli.
Here are a few promises for this season…and they’re all good:
- Don’t worry, BTSH.org will not be all about wrestling, the Elves, and the Norrises (Norri). Dave Soko’s nationality and Alex Eben Meyer’s ridiculous socks will never be mentioned from here on out. In other words, new jokes, new themes, and very few wrestling or private jokes.
- The website will be updated multiple times a week during weeks we have games and probably at least once–if not more–during off weeks.
- STATS! Whether you want stats (98% of us) or don’t (Phil and Adriano), you are getting them. Derek will put the scores of all the games up by the time Carrie is crying in Homeland. Before you tuck yourself to sleep, he will have the leading scorers for both the men and the women on Mondays. That’s right, we will have the top women goal scorers included on the stats page. (Sorry Suz, you need at least one to be listed)
- More variety and videos. The videos will never be longer than two minutes and many times, they will be under one. We have a lot of segments planned for the videos, and only one of them is wrestling related! (We said there would be very few, not extinct…)
- The ladies of Math are planning a fashion segment.
- Interaction. The website is only as good as you, the BTSH Universe makes it. The reason the Elves got so much pub over the years is because Ben, Trevor, Shaun, Jenna, Jerome, Sarah T. and I all commented. If you want us to write about your team or even yourself, let us know, and we will.
So get ready for an awesome BTSH season. Division previews will be posted this week and next. The Org is back!
Tags: #coreywinters, 2014 Season, The Org
First, FIRST!
Second, this begins the Elves publicity onslaught. The greatest team on concrete is back and ready to stomp all comers with their long, elven-slippered feet!x
UMMMM…..no goalie stats? The website is dead before it even came back. GAA is like the easiest thing to track. I will be speaking with my union representative (Stein maybe?) unless this is rectified immediately. It would also be great if we could get Romeo out of retirement to track everyone’s save %. thx guyz
Good deal!
I don’t know Barch. Has anyone ever come back from retirement before in BTSH??
Whoa, I might have to come out of retirement if I can find a team that needs a stay-at-home power forward / e-mail lengthener. In the meanwhile, where’s the Lime Toss Stats page?
Dont worry we havent forgotten about the LT stats page or goalie stats.
Top 3 Reasons in reverse order the website lost traffic
3) Had to hit blog
2) PlayHer interviews (no offense Sven!)
1) Anything to do with limes!
GAA is surprisingly quite annoying to track due to teams constantly using goalies from other teams and forgetting to tell me. We tried keeping track of goalie wins once upon a time (even easier, one would think), and even that was a pain in the butt. Nevertheless, I’ll look into it…maybe if Timmy gives me a raise.
Worst comes to worst we can do team GAA. I think that’s way more reasonable.
Did I just get Rickrolled?
You should know better than anyone there’s always a chance for a Rickroll. This is on you Jenna.
(That was me, not Tim Brown. I stoled his account) Shhhh
“The videos will never be longer than two minutes”…and the video with this post is 2:02. Off to a great start!
Its been so long since i commented on here that I had to sign into my old aol account to reset my password. remembering my aol password took so long that i forgot why i wanted to comment…
oh, yea…rich even though i dont often score goals, i score more than you. which is sad for me, but sadder for you. wait, no, thats still pretty sad for me. never mind. but i definitely excel at having my photo taken while eating chicken wings…hands down i win at that
Suz…I will outscore you this year. We should make another bet.
And Elly…this is your fault it went over. You always were over-dramatic.
Things are looking bright for the BTSH website. Now if they’d just add a comma to the title bar’s “it’s on asshole”…
God damn, that video was well shot. The director must’ve been brilliant. Good job, Rich!