Week 4’s Three Stars ***
This was a real busy week for BTSH, as we not only had a full-slate of games, but we also had the Rose Charities Tournament. We will have the full story next week on the tournament, but for now, enjoy the three (actually four) people who did better than you this week.
To these four, you deserve all the glory. To the approximately 396 other BTSHers, you all should feel shame.
Third Star: ***
Nick Barretta, Rehabs.
Barretta had another impressive week at BTSH. He scored an impressive goal at the charity tournament and impressively volunteered to ref for free. Then on Sunday, he impressed us all when he came in early to ref the 1 and 2 p.m. games.
Unfortunately for DiPierri Jr., the Rehabs lost a heartbreaker to Poutine, so Nick will have to settle for the very unimpressive third star. Thank you for all your volunteering Nick, but maybe try to be good at hockey too.
Second Star: **
James and Suvin, Filthy Gorgeous.
Ladies and gentlemen, Filthy doesn’t suck anymore. Led by Pereira (3 goals) and Suvin (2 goals), Filthy crushed LBS, Inc.
However their joy was short-lived as Monica, who was watching the game via satellite, was furious with Suvin for not scoring a hat trick like James did. Their punishment was to entertain BTSH’s First Baby, Talia. Luckily, they had the perfect outfit for the task. As you can see, Baby Talia is having a blast.
First Star: *
Chelsea Hicks, Poutine Machine.
No one suffered a worse off-season than Poutine. The loss of Tim Brown combined with Baby Talia choosing Filthy had the media calling for Sven’s job.
But Poutine is turning into the OT Kings, winning 2 of their first 3 games in extra time.
This week’s hero was the beautiful and talented Chelsea Hicks! Chelsea’s OT winner beat the heavily favored Rehabs. Afterwards, she celebrated with BTSH Legends Chadwick, Brown, and Glanzer and also celebrated with Jo-Ann.
Go Heels. Go Poutine. Go America.
Tags: 2014 Season, Filthy Gorgeous, Poutine Machine, Rehabs, Three Stars
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Nick, I lobbied hard to have your Icing of Aaron be a reason to vault you to a second star, but no dice with Richie (probably since he has no idea what Icing is). Icing someone is definitely worth more than James’ and Suvin’s “scoring lots of goals” and “winning.”
He’s lucky he got a star. Others were dropped.
Glanzer probably thinks icing is still that thing they put on cakes and do at hockey games. GET WITH THE TIMES BRO
DONT PISS OFF THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU SON!