Week 7 Three Stars
Four hat tricks, some shutouts and lots of spirited play this week in BTSH. Hell even a couple of free agents made some big splashes. In other words…it was a glorious week.
A lot of people went home happy from BTSH on Sunday…including this dog.
*** Noah Carter (WTP)
Noah Carter scored two big goals for WTP, giving them their first victory of the season. When asked how he scored all of his goals he said, “Yo…it’s my quick release, bro.”
So here is the real Noah Carter. I don’t know much about him except he roots for the same team James Stein does, so that can’t be good.
** Alok Ghai (Free Agent…not for long though)
Alok (seen here with the Fairy Tale Cup) sure scores “alok” for a free agent. A few weeks ago Alok subbed for the Elves and scored our only goal in a 2-1 loss to the Demons. He kept his perfect goal streak alive this Sunday when he scored for Mega in their loss to the Sky Fighters.
OK…so his teams don’t win but its clearly not his fault.
*Cherie Stewart
Sam from the Hookers and Michael “Gil’s Son” Valdes and Boris had hat tricks for the Elves, yet Cherie is the only one with a star. Is it because she’s a girl?
No. Its because she left Math to join the Butchers and in her first game gets a hat trick vs. the Butchers Denim Demons. You don’t get more bad ass than that, folks.
Unlucky Bastard of the Week
Sam from the Hookers. He got a hat trick and he definitely would have gotten a star, probably over Alok, but I wasn’t at the courts during his game and no one told me he got a hat trick so I didn’t take a picture of him after.
Score another one Sam and I’ll def do my best to get you a star, buddy.
Tags: 2014 Season, Butchers, Three Stars, what the puck