BTSH SEASON STARTS NOW!

contents

1. this week’s schedule.
2. rules link.
3. season opening party.
4. register!
5. weekly email update person.
6. misc. postings.

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THE SEASON STARTS NOW!
15-Apr-2007

3pm – Corlears 1 Dark Rainbows Mighty Squirrels
3pm – Corlears 2 Sky Fighters .lbs
3pm – Moffo Denim Demons Bad Touch
4pm – Corlears 1 WTP Gouging Anklebiters
4pm – Corlears 2 Tuques of Steel PFR
4pm – Moffo Fresh Kills Filthy Gorgeous
5pm – Corlears 1 Mexican Standoff Unicorns
5pm – Corlears 2 Cobra Kai Rehabs
5pm – Moffo Corlears Hookers Mathmatics

full schedule at: http://www.btsh.org/bruise/schedule/

consider that games are always on, even in the rain. if you’re unsure about the status of games, check the BTSH home page http://www.btsh.org or dial the BTSH informational hotline 646-233-3721.
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REVIEW THE *NEW* AND UPDATED RULES!

http://www.btsh.org/bruise/info/rules/
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BTSH SEASON OPENING PARTY

parkside lounge
saturday
14 april 2007
7pm-10pm
parkside lounge
317 east houston (at attorney)

the league will buy a FEW PITCHERS OF FREE BEER for those that get there on the early side!

there are still some slots open if anyone wants to d.j. for 20-30 minutes (they only have c.d. players).

THERE ARE T.V.S THERE so you can watch the rangers, devils or islanders. kyle, ant and i will be in the corner, crying.

also, if you want one of the soon-to-be-extinct BTSH long-sleeve zamboni shirts, PLEASE PRE-ORDER quantity and size to me by email!
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REGISTER!
if you haven’t done so already, REGISTER!
go to http://www.btsh.org/bruise/info/register/ and follow the directions!

free agents, i’ll email you separately with info.
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WEEKLY UPDATE WRITER

while i’ll handle the dry informational facts in the weekly updates, ELI of cobra kai will handle the more esoteric aspects of the updates. if you have anything amusing about the games, players, etc., for eli to consider, contact him at

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RANDOM POSTINGS

* CHARITY STREET HOCKEY EVENT *
from ed lau of pfr

What: Street hockey tournament with a 3 game guarantee and possible playoff
games.

When: Saturday April 28th, registration (signing a waiver and paying the
entry fee) begins at 8:30am, the games will start at 9:30am sharp (yes, they
did start at 9:40am last year). Expected ending time will be 4pm.

Who: Anyone over 18 who can play a clean, non-contact game of street hockey
for a great cause.

Where: Tanahey Park/Moffo rink in downtown Manhattan near Cherry and
Catherine.

How: There will be 8 teams. All players will be randomly assigned to the 8
teams to ensure that there is an equal distribution of males, females and
talent across the teams. There will be two simultaneous games running, one
in the hockey rink and one on the basketball courts adjacent to the rink.
There will be 2 divisions with 4 teams each and there will be three 40
minute games round-robin style per team. This will be followed by a playoff
game between the top teams from each division. If time permits, there will
be a semi-final playoff round preceding the finals.

There is a $25 entry fee and that goes directly to the American Cancer
Society.

this is a fun event that raises a significant amount of money for a very worthy cause. BTSH participation demonstrates that we’re not just a bunch of degenerate drunken hockey heads. i mean, yeah – we ARE that. but we’re also generous and community minded! please be part of this! for more info, including registration, contact ED LAU .
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* RESEARCH STUDY *
from christina t. via monica/filthy gorgeous

Hello Friends – As you know, I am working on my thesis in order to complete my MSW degree at Smith.  I am hoping that you will be willing to forward my plea for study participants on to friends or family members in New York City, whether or not they would qualify, they may know someone else who might be interested. Thanks for your help!!!  

Was your mother depressed while you were growing up? What is your relationship with your mother like now? A researcher is looking for female participants for a study on the effects of a mother’s depression on the adult mother-daughter relationship. In order to qualify for the study, you must be over age 25 and your mother must have suffered from clinical depression for at least 2 consecutive years when you were between the ages of 5 and 18. Participating in the study will take approximately one hour of your time. For more information, please contact Christina Tobey by telephone, 212.366.8547, or by email, .
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* SHOWTIME PARTY *
from showtime of unicorns

hello to everyone who this email is going out to. if i know u now,remember you or even forgot you it doesnt matter.   you all have been invited to my 24TH BIRTHDAY BASH on SUNDAY APRIL 22ND AFTER 6PM UNTIL YOU GO HOME.   make sure ur ass is there because i only turn 24 1 time so this is a big deal for me.   early in that same day, I have a hockey game which is really gonna be good because we are playing 1 of our friendly BTSH rivals….FRESH KILLS…in what will be a very intense but well played game @ 3pm in corlears hook park located on cherry/jackson street in LOWER EAST SIDE MANHATTAN   but if u cant make the game,atleast make the party @ 6pm,all info is below   The JOHNSONS bar located on RIVINGTON street *right off the corner of essex and rivington street.   F,J.M.Z trains to delancey/essex street.   if you need information on the game and location,feel free to email me or check out BTSH.org for info, thanks to all and i want this to be a night NO ONE FORGETS!!!! trust me,u won’t!
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* MORE CHARITY HOCKEY EVENTS? *
from mary of mighty squirrels

I was wondering if BTSH ever participated in fundraisers? I will be doing the Revlon Run/Walk for Women’s Cancers and the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer this year and I was thinking about the possibility of a hockey tournament with all the proceeds going to the events. If you’re interested in exploring this idea (or sponsoring her in the walk!), contact .
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