Archive for the ‘2008 Team Previews’ Category
Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous
Friday, April 11th, 2008I Can Think Of At Least Two Things Wrong With That Team Name
Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2007 Regular Season Finish: 9-8 (9th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Rehabs in first round
Key Additions: Dan Owens (Free Agent)
Key Losses: James Stein (Sky Fighters), Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon (Connecticut)
Fan Base: Sven
Season Preview: Rehabs
Friday, April 11th, 2008Stork’s Favorite Movie is Tomcats
Color: Black
Year Founded: 2001
2007 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-1 (8th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in quarterfinals
Key Additions: Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (Pork Fried Rice), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Unicorns), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (Unicorns)
Key Losses: Daniel Torjman, Debbie Tomlinson, James Nicholson
Fan Base: Romeo’s Equipment Manager
Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
Season Preview: LBS
Thursday, April 10th, 2008One of Them Equals 1.9736 of You
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 8-8-1 (10th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in first round
Key Additions: Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett (Pork Fried Rice), Erica Lee (What The Puck), Mike Taylor (Pork Fried Rice)
Key Losses: Molly Jacobs (California Penal League)
Fan Base: Greenwich, CT
Season Preview: Happy Little Elves
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008O’Reilly Approves
Color: Kermit the Frog Green
Year Founded: 2008
Fan Base: Kids ages 2-10 in Springfield
