Archive for the ‘2009 Team Previews’ Category
Season Preview: Denim Demons
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Fair Enough.
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-3-2-1 (5th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in quarterfinals
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Come cheer our opponents!”
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Happy Little Elves
Monday, March 16th, 2009Ben And Rich Plan To Turn The Elves Around 360 Degrees
Color: Kermit The Frog Green
Year Founded: 2008
2008 Regular Season Finish: 1-14-1-1 (17th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Mexican Standoff in play-in game
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “It can only get better.”
Key Additions: Chris Adrahtas (Free Agent), Peter Benedetto (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine (Boston)
Season Preview: Dark Rainbows
Sunday, March 15th, 2009Jesus Returns To Offense
Color: Pink
Year Founded: 2004
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (6th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in second round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Pretty in pink.”
Key Additions: Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (Return From Boozing)
Key Losses: K.C. Fisher
