Archive for the ‘2010 Team Previews’ Category
Season Preview: Tompkins Square Riots
Thursday, April 8th, 2010These Riots Seem Rather Subdued
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2010
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: Tompkins Square Park
Season Preview: Fresh Kills
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010Page 4 Of The Fresh Kills Merchandise Catalog
Color: Royal Blue
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 9-10-1-1 (11th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in semifinals
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
Home Arena: The Lesser Center
2009 Leading Scorer: Dave Sokolyansky, 13 goals
Key Additions: Alice Bertoni (Sky Fighters), Brian Wong (Rehabs), Sydell Imas (Free Agency)
Key Losses: Amy Jones & Others (Riots), Caroline Currie (Filthy Gorgeous), Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst (Canada)
Season Preview: Cobra Kai
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010Will Doesn’t Like His New Teammates
Color: Camouflage
Year Founded: 2006
2009 Regular Season Finish: 5-13-1-2 (14th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in first round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
Home Arena: The Dojo
2009 Leading Scorer: Will Kuhns, 14 goals
Key Additions: Laura Suchoski, Mark Kleinkecht, Max Maier, Peter Lang,
Shep Halsey, Scott Rice (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Kevin Au (Tuques), Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison
Season Preview: Corlears Hookers
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010Jason Eitel, Not Actually Canadian
Color: Purple
Year Founded: 2007
2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-3-1-2 (4th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in semifinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Dutch Gardens
2009 Leading Scorer: Jason Eitel, 22 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Jock Paul (Indonesia), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson (Holland?)
Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010Now With 100% Less Foot
Color: Dark Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2009 Regular Season Finish: 8-11-2 (12th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in first round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
Home Arena: The Shoe
2009 Leading Scorers: Charles DeFranco & Alex Derhohannesian, 12 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (Retirement)
