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Season Preview: Sky Fighters

Monday, April 5th, 2010

The Big Sexy Tour 2010 Begins…

Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-7 (7th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Defeated What The Puck in championship game
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: Lott Gymnasium
2009 Leading Scorer: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka, 20 goals
Key Additions: Stephanie Tybinka (Free Agency)
Key Losses: Alice Bertoni (Fresh Kills)

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Season Preview: Gut Rot

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

They Thought They Were Signing Up For The Unicorns

Color: Yellow (Possibly)
Year Founded: 2010
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: The Jefferson Pavilion

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Season Preview: LBS, Inc.

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

LBS, Inc. Is The Gold Standard

Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 15-4-0-1 (3rd place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: The Boardroom
2009 Leading Scorer: Karsten Pichon, 29 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None

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Season Preview: What The Puck

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

What The Puck: A Decade Of Excellence

Color: Orange
Year Founded: 2001
2009 Regular Season Finish: 16-5 (2nd place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in championship game
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Elks Lodge 878
2009 Leading Scorer: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta, 20 goals
Key Additions: Lisa Harrington (Tuques)
Key Losses: Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri? (Old Age)

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Season Preview: Rehabs

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

Ain’t No Thang But A Chicken Wang

Color: Black
Year Founded: 2001
2009 Regular Season Finish: 11-6-1-3 (8th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: The Stacy S. Kehoe Auditorium
2009 Leading Scorers: Dave Fraser & Adam Skuse, 9 goals
Key Additions: Gary Kowalski (Mighty Squirrels), Anita Khar (Mathematics)
Key Losses: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Mathematics), Sean “$howJu” McClain (Mathematics)

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