Archive for the ‘2010 Team Previews’ Category
Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous
Thursday, April 1st, 2010Matt Had Never Seen Mac & Cheese Before
Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2009 Regular Season Finish: 15-5-1 (5th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Ashy Larry Stadium
2009 Leading Scorer: “Gentleman” James Pereira, 22 goals
Key Additions: Caroline Currie (Fresh Kills), Susannah (Unicorns)
Key Losses: “The Masterpiece” Ashley McMasters (Butchers)
Season Preview: Denim Demons
Thursday, April 1st, 2010Please Don’t Hate The Denim Demons
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-2-2-3 (1st place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: Adam Rubens War Veterans Memorial Coliseum
2009 Leading Scorer: Jeff Kamen, 18 goals
Key Additions: Noah and Sara’s new baby
Key Losses: Danny’s virginity, the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV
Season Preview: Happy Little Elves
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010The Happy Little Elves Fan Club
Color: Electric Lime
Year Founded: 2008
2009 Regular Season Finish: 10-10-1 (9th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Rehabs in first round
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: Tuques Arena (The Elves are currently constructing the Glanzer Dome, with an estimated completion date of 2014)
2009 Leading Scorer: Chris “Crush” O’Neil, 14 goals
Key Additions: Trevor Beauclair, Ryan Nakahara
Key Losses: Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke
Season Preview: Poutine Machine
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010Who’s The Old Dude With Sven?
Color: Light Blue
Year Founded: 2010
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: Larsen Civic Centre
Season Preview: Mathematics
Monday, March 29th, 2010“And Now You Have None…And That’s Math!”
Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2006
2009 Regular Season Finish: 3-13-1-3 (17th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in first round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: The Abacus
2009 Leading Scorers: Andy Pratt & Bradley Schmidt, 11 goals
Key Additions: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Rehabs), Sean “$howJu” McClain (Rehabs), Scott Lee (Free Agency), Kate Fillin-Yeh (Free Agency)
Key Losses: Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Butchers), Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins (Butchers), Anita Khar (Rehabs)
