Archive for the ‘2011 Team Previews’ Category
Season Preview: Gut Rot
Saturday, March 26th, 2011Gut Rot’s PR Department Is Hard At Work
Color: Sea-foam Green
Year Founded: 2010
2010 Regular Season Finish: 4-10-0-2 (5th, MacNeil Division; 20th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in round of 16
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Scott, 11 goals
Team Song: Jefferson Starship – We Built This City
Key Additions: The Other Gilligan, Noelle, Mark, Spoon, Heather (all from free agency)
Key Losses: Haanwa Chau (La Famiglia), Chris “Creamy” DiMotta (Butchers)
Season Preview: Corlears Hookers
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011Don’t You Forget About Al
Color: Purple/White
Year Founded: 2007
2010 Regular Season Finish: 11-4 (2nd, Rubens Division; 5th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Happy Little Elves in championship game
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
2010 Leading Scorer: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, 15 goals
Team Song: Gogol Bordello – Start Wearing Purple
Key Additions: Jock Paul (Returning from Papua New Guinea)
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011Phil’s Seeking A Bailout
Color: Dark Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2010 Regular Season Finish: 5-11 (5th, Donohue Division; 19th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Unicorns in opening round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Alex Derhohannesian, 12 goals
Team Song: Kenny Loggins – Footloose
Key Additions: Steve Muller (free agency), Zack Papper (free agency)
Key Losses: “Old School” Mike Ross
Season Preview: LBS, Inc.
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011Meet LBS, Inc.’s New Security Manager
Courtesy: LBS, Inc. Office of Communications
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-7-0-1 (4th, Rubens Division; 11th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in round of 16
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: Karsten Pichon, 16 goals
Team Song: Pet Shop Boys – Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)
New Hires: Lawrence Goldstein
Resignations: Alex Simon, Phil Yang
Season Preview: Mathematics
Monday, March 21st, 2011Is Justin The New Mathematics GM?
Color: Gray/Black
Year Founded: 2006
2010 Regular Season Finish: 6-8-0-2 (2nd, MacNeil Division; 15th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Butchers in opening round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Andy Pratt, 8 goals
Team Song: DJ Pauly D – Beat Dat Beat
Key Additions: Lilly Preston (free agency)
Key Losses: Scott Lee (Fresh Kills)
