Archive for the ‘2011 Team Previews’ Category
Season Preview: Unicorns
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011Can The Unicorns Recapture The Fairy Tale Cup?
Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2010 Regular Season Finish: 7-8-0-1 (5th, Hackett Division; 14th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Tompkins Square Riots in round of 16
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
2010 Leading Scorer: Joe, 10 goals
Team Song: Wiz Khalifa – Black and Yellow
Key Additions: Luke (free agency), Rod (free agency)
Key Losses: Sarah
Season Preview: Happy Little Elves
Tuesday, March 15th, 2011This Is Why The Elves Can’t Have Nice Things
Color: Electric Lime
Year Founded: 2008
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-5-0-3 (3rd, Hackett Division; 8th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Defeated Corlears Hookers in championship game
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
2010 Leading Scorer: Trevor Beauclair, 17 goals
Team Song: Zack Ryder’s theme music
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Denim Demons
Monday, March 14th, 2011Dave Fraser Didn’t Sign Up For This
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2010 Regular Season Finish: 13-3 (1st, Rubens Division; 1st overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Butchers in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
2010 Leading Scorer: Zack Tinkelman, 17 goals
Team Song: Steely Dan – Pretzel Logic
Key Additions: None…so far
Key Losses: Emily Carson, Steve Chernoski, Noah & Sara Farkas, Miranda Kahn
Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous
Sunday, March 13th, 2011This Is Exactly What Monica Wants
Color: Navy Blue/Peach
Year Founded: 2006
2010 Regular Season Finish: 10-5-0-1 (3rd, Rubens Division; 6th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
2010 Leading Scorer: Sunny Mehra, 14 goals
Team Song: Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous
Key Additions: Brett Karley
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Sky Fighters
Saturday, March 12th, 2011He’d Be Even Sweatier If He Actually Got Back On Defense
Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2010 Regular Season Finish: 9-6-0-1 (2nd, Hackett Division; 7th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Happy Little Elves in semifinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka, 10 goals
Team Song: Eiffel 65 – Blue
Key Additions: Ivo Mocek, Cory Watkinson
Key Losses: Danielle Block (injury), Alice DuBois, Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker
