Archive for the ‘2011 Team Previews’ Category
Season Preview: What The Puck
Friday, March 11th, 2011Who Will Be Larry’s Next Acquisition?
Color: Orange
Year Founded: 2001
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-7 (5th, Rubens Division; 13th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Gut Rot in opening round
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: Tom MacDonald, 10 goals
Team Song: Tragically Hip – Wheat Kings
Key Additions: Brock Bosacker, Alex Doucette, Anthony Romeo, “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (all from Rehabs)
Key Losses: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (Mega Touch)
Season Preview: Butchers
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Georgine Won’t Be Smiling When She Sees The Team Song
Color: Maroon/Turquoise
Year Founded: 2010
2010 Regular Season Finish: 4-8-0-4 (4th, Donohue Division; 18th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
2010 Leading Scorer: Ben Bloom, 10 goals
Team Song: Huey Lewis & The News – Power of Love
Key Additions: Chris DiMotta (Gut Rot)
Key Losses: Bryn Starbird
Season Preview: Poutine Machine
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011On Y Va!
Color: Light Blue
Year Founded: 2010
2010 Regular Season Finish: 6-9-0-1 (3rd, Hackett Division; 16th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in round of 16
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Kevin MacDonald, 5 goals
Team Song: Frère Jacques
Key Additions: Numerous Free Agents
Key Losses: “Double J” Jeff Jewett
Season Preview: Mega Touch
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011Eric Is Thrilled To Be Captain Once Again
Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2002
2010 Regular Season Finish: 6-9-1 (4th, MacNeil Division; 17th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Poutine Machine in opening round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Harvey Jaswal, 6 goals
Team Song: Peter Cetera – Glory of Love
Key Additions: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (What The Puck)
Key Losses: Greg Kellerman, William MacGregor
Season Preview: Dark Rainbows
Monday, March 7th, 2011P.T. Will Have To Regrow His Hair To Fit In
Color: Pink
Year Founded: 2004
2010 Regular Season Finish: 8-6-0-2 (4th, Hackett Division; 10th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in round of 16
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
2010 Leading Scorer: John Nielsen, 12 goals
Team Song: Maino ft. T-Pain – All The Above
Key Additions: Robert Ee-lee, Ali Fischer, Jenna Flateman, Saburah Posner (all free agency)
Key Losses: Yui Lewis “And the News”, Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo
