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Week 5 Previews (April 30, 2017), Part 1: For Real This Time!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2017

Here, catch this bone.

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Leaked Press Briefing: 3/24/2017

Friday, March 24th, 2017

 

Dear Subjects,

 

As the season opener approaches, please remember to pay your league fees because BTSH is dissolving as a company and now that money will go directly to each team so they my spend it as they see fit. This might sound familiar to you, dear reader, as the captains have elected to give power back to its rightful owners: individuals. Namely, the captains.

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