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Week 11 Box Scores
Sunday, July 13th, 2014Big Win for Poutine!
Actually, it was a fairly average win, but I certainly wasn’t going to put the Rainbows here.
Mathematics 4, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Mathematics: Joey Batista 3 (7), Liz Leventhal (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max (4)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (5)
Gremlins 6, Gut Rot 1
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood 2 (5), Allison Busch (2), Caitlin (1), Erich Graham (2), Jenny Grant (1)
Gut Rot: Len Guinto (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (2)
Denim Demons 7, Mega Touch 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 3 (9), Paul Licari 2 (5), Lee Reiners (5), Adam Rubens (7)
Shutout: Zack Tinkelman (1)
Cobra Kai 5, Butchers 4
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 3 (7), Liam Martens (8), Peter Gallina (7)
Butchers: Gary Kowalski 2 (2), Jeff Laniando (10), Cherie Stewart (6)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Poutine Machine 4, What The Puck 1
Poutine Machine: Salman Haq 2 (2), Colin Hensel 2 (2)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (3)
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke (1)
Sky Fighters 2, LBS, Inc. 0
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (3), Roman Teytelbaum (2)
Shutout: Kevin Au (1)
Happy Little Elves 3, La Famiglia 2 (OT-SO)
Happy Little Elves: Luisa Mirarchi (5), Gil Valdes (10)
La Famiglia: Hugh McKee (3), Denis Miciletto (8)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (8)
Shootout: Gil Valdes scored the only successful shootout attempt for either team.
Dark Rainbows 3, Corlears Hookers 2 (OT-SO)
Dark Rainbows: Sikander Atiq (3), Josh Wilson (3)
Corlears Hookers: Liam Martens 2 (via Cobra Kai)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (still a free agent, apparently)
Shootout: Josh Wilson scored the only successful shootout attempt for either team.
Filthy Gorgeous 3, Rehabs 0
Filthy Gorgeous: J.J. Anderson 2 (2), Matt Novick (1)
Shutout: Nicholas Blair (1)
Fresh Kills 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Fresh Kills: Alex Rouleau 2 (5), Gabe Chenard (14), Eugene Rha (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (7)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (5)
Week 10 Box Scores
Tuesday, July 1st, 2014These Scores Are All Totally Authentic
T.I. isn’t ghostwriting out stuff…although we could use some extra help.
Corlears Hookers 7, LBS, Inc. 2
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer 2 (2), Jason Eitel 2 (2), Tiffany Hagge (1), Gavin Kearney (4), Sarah Newnam (1)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (5), Luke Sellick (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (5)
Cobra Kai 2, Gut Rot 0
Cobra Kai: Dave Cicirelli (2), Peter Gallina (6)
Shutout: Peter Lang (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, La Familgia 2
Maybe if James would have scored five he would have gotten first star over Luisa.
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (6)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (via Rehabs)
Game Notes: James P. also got injured before the game, bandaged himself up without any help from Creamy, played the whole game without missing a shift, proved that Oswald acted alone, fed that giant hawk that pops up on the fence at the 5:30 game and helped two old ladies cross 10th Avenue. However Luisa still had a better day which is why she got the first star.
Mathematics 5, Gremlins 2
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2 (4), Brad Schmidt 2 (5), Amy Anderla (1)
Gremlins: Andrew (1), Erich Graham (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency)
Butchers 1, Poutine Machine 0
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (9)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Denim Demons 4, Fresh Kills 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (6), Lee Reiners (4), Adam Rubens (6), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard (13)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (3)
Dark Rainbows 2, Rehabs 0
Dark Rainbows: Aaron Friedman (1), Sean Reynolds (6)
Shutout: Amriel Kissner (still via free agency)
Happy Little Elves 4, Sky Fighters 3 (OT)
Happy Little Elves: Luisa Mirarchi 2 (4), Gil Valdes (9), Mike Valdes (8)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (5), Melanie Chmielowiec (1), Stephanie Cooper (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (7)
Mega Touch 2, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Mega Touch: Alex Eben Meyer (4), Julie Katz (3)
Shutout: Mike Tuckman (2)
Gouging Anklebiters 7, What The Puck 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (6), Sarah Moore 2 (4), Shelley Maasdorp (4), Joe Polowczuk (4), Peter Prohaska (4)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (2)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (6)
Week 9 Box Scores
Monday, June 23rd, 2014“Raise My Hand”
Sarah T.’s goal lifts the Elves past Fresh Kills.
Gouging Anklebiters 5, Filthy Gorgeous 3
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (3), Charles DeFranco (5), Alex Derhohannesian (4), Shelley Maasdorp (3)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 2 (9), James Pereira (9)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (5)
Happy Little Elves 2, Fresh Kills 1
Happy Little Elves: Sarah “T-Bone” Torneten (1), Gil Valdes (8)
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas (5)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (6)
Dark Rainbows 4, Mega Touch 3
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 3 (5), Rem Garavito (2)
Mega Touch: Keegan Tupchong 2 (2), Alex Eben Meyer (3)
Goalie Win: Peter Burkhart (via free agency)
La Famiglia 3, Sky Fighters 2
La Famiglia: Ben Bloom (4), Chris DiMotta (1), Lisa Harrington (1)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard 2 (4)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (7)
Mathematics 5, Rehabs 3
Mathematics: Joey Batista 2 (4), Nick Tardif 2 (3), Zach Norris (2)
Rehabs: Rob B. (5), Ryan Geldner (3), Hector Melendez (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (4)
LBS, Inc. 3, Gut Rot 2 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (9)
Gut Rot: Len Guinto (1), Kelly Kovac (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (7)
Game Notes: LBS, Inc. wins shootout 1-0; Sam Anthony scored the only successful attempt.
Denim Demons 8, What The Puck 2
Denim Demons: Paul Licari 3 (3), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens 2 (5), Brian Kubovcik (1), Greg Frankel (1), Jeff Kamen (5)
What The Puck: Jordan Burt (1), Chris Lau (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (via Math)
Butchers 3, Gremlins 2 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (8), Mike Mincieli (2)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (3), John Walker (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (5)
Game Notes: Butchers win shootout 1-0; Arthur Revechkis scored the only successful attempt.
Cobra Kai 5, Corlears Hookers 1
Cobra Kai: Paul Bertrand 2 (2), Liam Martens 2 (7), Paul Brown (1)
Corlears Hookers: C.J. Anderson (7)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (via Butchers)
Tompkins Square Riots 3, Poutine Machine 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Laura MacNeil 2 (3), Pierre-Alexandre Labelle (2)
Poutine Machine: Nick Leveck (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio (2)
Week 7 Box Scores
Monday, June 9th, 2014Russia Needs To Know Who Won The WTP Game
I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to put this up, and finally that time has come! #NoRagrets
LBS, Inc. 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
LBS. Inc.: Nick Rolf (2)
Rehabs: Ryan (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (5)
Game Notes: LBS, Inc. wins shootout 1-0; successful attempt by Karsten Pichon.
Corlears Hookers 5, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Corlears Hookers: Sam Marton 3 (3) C.J. Anderson 2 (3)
Shutout: Aaron Friedman (sorry Aaron, shutouts only count if you play for your real team)
Fresh Kills 9, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (10), Ariel Imas 2 (4), Dave Sokolyansky 2 (4), Scott Lee (2), Eugene Rha (1), Ryan (via Rehabs)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (4)
Poutine Machine 2, Mathematics 1
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (2), Nat Oshin (1)
Mathematics: Brad Schmidt (3)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (via free agents)
What The Puck 4, Tompkins Square Riots 2
What The Puck: Noah Carter 2 (2), Paul Picinich (3), Jo-Ann Provencher (via Poutine Machine)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max K. (3), Laura MacNeil (1)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (via free agents)
Sky Fighters 4, Mega Touch 3
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (2), Dan Hopper (1), Greg Infanti (1), Roman Teytelbaum (1)
Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta (4), Eric Devlin (3), Alok Ghai (via free agents)
Goalie Win: James Stein (1)
Gut Rot 4, Cobra Kai 3 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Scott Kollar 2 (2), Jerry Chavez (1)
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (4), Peter Gallina (5), Liam Martens (5)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (2)
Game Notes: Gut Rot wins shootout 1-0; successful attempt by Len Guinto.
Happy Little Elves 9, Dark Rainbows 3
Happy Little Elves: Boris Grinberg 3 (6), Michael “Gil’s Son” Valdes 3 (6), Gil “Gil’s Son’s Dad” Valdes 2 (5), Luisa Mirarchi (2)
Dark Rainbows: Sikander Atiq (2), Jennie Brown (2), Max K. (via Riots)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (4)
Game Notes: With this win, the Elves retain possession of the no longer prestigious (yet still imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.
Butchers 5, Denim Demons 0
Butchers: Cherie Stewart 3 (4), Jeff Laniando (6), Arthur Revechkis (3)
Shutout: Tim Burke (3)
La Famiglia 4, Gremlins 1
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (4), Ben Bloom (3), The Peter Wilson (6)
Gremlins: Rod Sherwood (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (6)
Game Notes: Tim K. lost his shutout with literally no time on the clock. Tim K. was mad.
Week 6 Box Scores
Monday, May 19th, 2014The Dojo Wins Big
Rachel and Jagr’s hair circa 1995 are both legends.
LBS, Inc. 3, Poutine Machine 1
LBS., Inc.: Tommy Captatosta (3), Jason Bogdaneris (1), Nick Rolf (1)
Poutine Machine: Steve Berkowitz (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (4)
Gouging Anklebiters 2, Sky Fighters 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk (1), Shelley Maasdorp (2)
Shutout: Craig LaCombe (4)
Filthy Gorgeous 5, What The Puck 4 (OT)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 3 (6), Dana Kravis (2), James Pereira (6)
What The Puck: Hanif 2 (2), Dave (1), Paul Picinich (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Dark Rainbows 2, Gremlins 1 (OT)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (2), P.T. Walkley (1)
Gremlins: Maire Lane (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (via Gouging Anklebiters)
Rehabs 4, Denim Demons 2
Rehabs: Rob B. (4), Mike Fask (1), Ramy Odeh (5), Eric Ruben (1)
Denim Demons: Adam Hirschberg (1), Lee Reiners (2)
Goalie Win: Hector “$h0wT!m3” Melendez (2)
Game Notes: There’s a high probability that all of the Rehabs’ goals came from Cobra Kai’s Ryan (the girl with the dreadlocks), whom the Rehabs borrowed for the game…but the Rehabs were more than happy to take credit for them anyway.
Happy Little Elves 5, Mathematics 2
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair (1), John Brügger (2), Adela Ibric (1), Emily Ostrover (1), Gil Valdes (3)
Mathematics: Eli Kazin (3), Joey Batista (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (3)
Corlears Hookers 3, Fresh Kills 2
Corlears Hookers: Jesse Scolaro 2 (2), Danilo Biagioni (5)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (8)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (4)
Game Notes: The Hookers scored two goals in the last minute (one with their goalie pulled) to clinch the victory.
Gut Rot 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Tom (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max (2)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (1)
La Famiglia 2, Butchers 1
La Famiglia: Hugh McKee (2), Angela Vicari (2)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (5)
Cobra Kai 7, Mega Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 2 (3), Dave Cicirelli (1), Pete Gallina (4), Ian Kwok (1), Liam Martens (4), Ryan (1)
Mega Touch: Julie Katz 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (via Rehabs)
