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Week 10 Boxscores
Monday, June 24th, 2013Abbreviated post due to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Look for full writeups (and a very special video) later on tomorrow.
Fresh Kills 3 Lbs. 1
Mega Touch 0 Tompkins Square Riots 2
Denim Demons 4 Poutine Machine 1
What the Puck 2 Skyfighters 1
Cobra Kai 1 Butchers 3
Gut Rot 0 Gouging Anklebiters 5
Gremlins 3 Filthy Gorgeous 3
Rehabs 1 Corlears Hookers 3
Mathematics 4 Dark Rainbows 0
Happy Little Elves 5 La Famiglia 3
Week 9 Boxscores – Karsten Has the Hot Hand
Tuesday, June 18th, 2013
Butchers 2 Corlears Hookers 8
Hookers goals: Danilo Biagioni (3), Gavin Kearney (2), Tiffany Hagge, John Bartlett, Jacques
Butchers goals: Ben Bloom, Arthur Revechkis
Danilo puts up a natural hat trick as the Hookers rout the Butchers
Rehabs 1 Gremlins 0 (OT)
Rehab goals: Alex Zabala, Ariel Kipnis (sub) shutout
Zabala wins it in OT for the ‘Habs
Lbs. 6 La Famiglia 1
Lbs. goals: Karsten Pichon (6)
La Famiglia goals: Jon Fidge
Karsten post a double hat trick. Is this a league first?
Mega Touch 3 Gouging Anklebiters 5
Anklebiters goals: Alex Derhohannesian (2), Sarah Moore (2),Joe Polowczuk
MegaTouch goals: Adriano Bratta (2), Joe Lops
Moore is more as Sarah’s two goals are the difference for the Pound Puppies.
Skyfighters 3 Happy Little Elves 1
Skyfighters goals: Mark Bloom, Bob W., Zucco
Elves goals: Ben Chadwick
Chadwick scores but the Skyfighters still spoil Showtime’s Elves debut.
Dark Rainbows 1 Poutine Machine 0
Rainbows Goals: Mike Dudelovitch, Ariel Kipnis shutout.
Kipnis posts his second gooseegg of the day to keep the French Fries winless.
Mathematics 3 Denim Demons 1
Mathematics goals: Andy Pratt (2), Brad Schmidt
Demons goals: Zack Tinkelman
The Andy Pratt farewell tour continues to roll as Math upset the Demons.
Tompkins Square Riots 0 Gut Rot 3
Gut Rot goals: Diane Johnston, Jamie Crosby, Tommy Cho, Bill Tucker-shutout
The new, improved GutRot continues to impress as they keep the Riots pointless.
Filthy Gorgeous 4 W What the Puck 5 (OT)
What the Puck Goals: ??? Mike Woodsworth OT winner
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik(3), Achille
Suvin joins the hat trick club but WTP storm back to win in over time.
Fresh Kills 3 Cobra Kai 0
Kills goals: Scott Lee, Alice Bertoni, Annika Sweetland (sub). patrick Barch-shutout
Kills remain undefeated as they spoil Gregg Allman’s return to the dojo.
Week 6 Boxscores-Another Good Week for Goalies
Tuesday, May 7th, 2013
Before anyone asks, we’re still working on the glitch in the standings that’s preventing shoot our results from being properly reported. We’ll have it fixed by the time the league is back in action.
In the meantime, here are your Week 6 boxscores:
Fresh Kills 3, Denim Demons 2
Kills goals by Nick Scott & Alex Revlav. Demons goals by Dave Shyu & Lena Moy-Bergen.
We told you this would be a close one. Both teams showing off their scoring depth.
LBS 2, Hookers 1
LBS goals by (who else) Karsten Pichon & Ken Poulin. Hookers goal by Jesse Scolaro.
Eli calls it. The Dynamic Duo team-up to take down the red hot Hookers.
Gremlins 3, Rehabs 0
Gremlins goals by Ryan Mills (2) and Alison Busch. Jamie Batuwantudawe with the shutout.
Heroin Chic falls to Hipster Geek in a game that reflects our cultural zeitgeist.
Filthy Gorgeous 2, Skyfighters 2
FG goals by James Periera & Suz. Skyfighters goals by Greg Cohan and Mark Bloom.
Like Cher & Madonna, Suz has ascended to single name status. She scored too!
Cobra Kai 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Cobra Kai goals by Will Kuhns and Jeff Borger. Riots goal by Patrik Blohme.
Cobra Kai notches their first “W” of the season. Will Kuhns celebrates by pulling a “Brandy Chastain”.
What the Puck 3, Happy Little Elves 1
WTP goals by Adam Skuse, Mike Woodsworth & Emily. Elves goal by Michael Valdez.
WTP end the Elves winning streak even though they ignored our advice and let a Valdez score.
Rainbows 1, Mega Touch 0
Rainbows goal by Jennie Brown. Ariel Kipnis with the shutout.
Jennie Brown celebrates Mother’s Day early as the Rainbows win a close one.
Gut Rot 2, Poutine Machine 1
Goals by ??? (officially confirming that Creamy has checked out of this reffing thing completely)
Poutine still looking for a win while Gut Rot have almost matched their points total from last season.
La Famiglia 3 Gouging Anklebiters 0
Goals by ??? (looks like Creamy wasn’t the only ref phoning it in)
Ariel Kipnis subs in for the Italian Jobbers and notches his second shutout of the day.
Mathematics 2, Butchers 0
Math goals by Adam Langer & Derek Tagliarino. Shutout by Tim Burke.
Adam Langer lives up to the pre-game hype but unfortunately Eli doesn’t (his point streak comes to an end).
Week 5 Boxscores – 93! MVP!!
Tuesday, April 30th, 2013
LBS 5, What the Puck 2
LBS. goals by Karsten Pichon (3) & Ken Poulin (2).WTP Goals by Sal Malguarnera & Darrell Hartman
Karsten & Ken feel no pity for WTP, sub-goalie Cory or the city of Winnipeg. This is why the Habs deserve to lose Ken.
Happy Little Elves 4, Skyfighters 3 (SO)
HLE goals by Gil Valdez, Michael Valdez & Trevor “Valdez” Beauclair (1+SO Winner). Skyfighters goals by Greg Cohan, Robert Kucera and Yehuda Bloom..
Elves are the only team without a loss this year. I wonder if Rich will mention this in his next blog post?
Filthy Gorgeous 5, Cobra Kai 3
FG goals by James Periera (3), Sunny Mehra & Suvin Malik. Cobra Kai goals by David Cicirelli, Will Kuhns & Rem Garavito
James Periera’s natural hat trick powers Filthy to their first win of the season.
La Famiglia 3, Poutine Machine 1
La Famiglia goals by Dr. Alfred Liu, Denis Miceletto & Shafiq Perry. Poutine Machine Goal by JoAnn Provencher.
Balanced scoring helps the Italian Jobbers keep Poutine winless.
Dark Rainbows 4, Rehabs 1
Rainbows goals by Sean Reynolds, Sikandar Atiq, Emily Carson & Brice Rosenbloom. Rehabs goal by Unknown.
Unfortunately for the Abusers it looks like Sean & Co. have found it … the Rainbow Connection.
GutRot 3, Butchers 2
GutRot goals by Dave Wang, Tommy Cho and Larry or Michael Gilligan (and what are the odds you’d have two guys named Gilligan on your team). Butchers goals by Gary Cohen and Mike Minicelli.
GutRot proves they can hold their liquor better and upsets their prodigal sons & daughters.
Gremlins 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Gremlins goals by John Walker & Rod Sherwood. TSR goal by Craig Thompson.
The Grems second line scoring comes through for them.
Fresh Kills 3 Gouging Anklebiters 2 (SO)
Kills goals by Ariel Imas, Alex ? & Nick Hobbs. Biters goals by Joe Polowczuk and Charles Defranco.
Kills remain undefeated but the Biters take them to a shootout. Is this a playoff preview?
Mathematics 8, MegaTouch 4
Math goals by Sam Norris (3), Zach Norris (2) & Eli Kazin. MegaTouch goals by Eric Devlin (2), Braden Caldwell & Adriano “My Feet Hurt” Bratta.
Forget the five goals from the Norris brothers. Eli’s point streak continues. MVP! MVP!!
Corlears Hookers 2, Denim Demons 1
Hookers goals by Sam Marton & Danilo Biagioni. Demons goal by Jeff “Stop Writing About Me” Kamen.
Hookers stingy defense helps them eke out the win against the Red Devils.
Week 4 Boxscores
Monday, April 22nd, 2013
Rehabs 2, Gut Rot 2 (OT-SO)
Rehabs goals by Bryan Welch & Jeff N. Gut Rot goals by Tom & Scott
The Rotters earn their first point of the season after a scoreless shootout.
What the Puck 2, Dark Rainbows 1
WTP goals by Tom McDonald and Adam Skuse. Dark Rainbows goal by John Nielsen.
WTP refuses to acknowledge that Adams goal scoring cheer “‘Skuse Me” might be slightly racist.
Gouging Anklebiters 4, Filthy Gorgeous 1
Biters goals by Alex Owen (2) & Joe Polowczuk (2). Filthy goal by unknown.
Joe. P breaks out of his scoring slump against a short-benched FG team.
Fresh Kills 4, Mega Touch 1
Kills goals by Ariel Imas (3) & Dave Sokol. Mega Touch goal by Eric Devlin.
A natural hatty for Ariel Imas. Who does he think he is? Georgine?
LBS. 3, Mathematics 2
LBS. goals by Karsten Pichon & Ken Poulin (2). Math goals by Eli Kazin & Sam Norris.
Math lose but Eli’s scoring streak continues. MVP! MVP!
Corlears Hookers 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Hookers goals by Gavin Kearny & John Wolff. TSR goal by Fredrik Lund-Hansen.
The Purple People Eaters squeak out a victory against a surprisingly tough Riots squad.
Butchers 2, Gremlins 0
Butchers goals by ben Bloom & Gary Cohen. Shutout by Eric Ramirez.
Ramirez was the only goalie to keep a clean sheet this week.
Denim Demons 2, La Famiglia 1
Demons goals by Jeff Kamen (2). La Famiglia goal by Eric Fortin.
Maybe the Hookers should triple-team Jeff Kamen?
Happy Little Elves 3, Poutine Machine 1
Elves goals by Gil Valdez (3). Poutine goal by Farouk Talakshi.
Gil records a natural hatty too. Glanzer looking to duplicate Mat’s “Norris strategy” by recruiting more Valdezes.
Skyfighters 3, Cobra Kai 1
Skyfighters goals by Robert Kucera, Yehuda Bloom and Olivier Brassard. Cobra Kai goal by Ian Kwok.
Brassard now being referred to as “the Skyfighters Jeff Kamen”.
