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Mathematics 4, Cobra Kai 0
Math goals by Adam Langer, Eli Kazin, Justin Perras and Nathan Norris.  Shutout by Will Gahagan

Zach and Nathan’s Mom subbed in, ensuring that Math would have their contractually obligated number of Norrises on the court. Or as Abby likes to call them “the Norrii”

Happy Little Elves 2, Mega Touch 1 (OT)
Elves goals by Trevor Beauclair and Chris Tennekoon. Mega Touch by Adriano “Chairman Emeritus” Bratta
Tennekoon’s late score makes the Elves OT winners for the second week in a row. Katz switches the team diet to Ike & Mikes.

Butchers 3, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Butchers goals by Ben “ZZ Top” Bloom(2), Arthur Revechkis.  Riots goal by Craig Thompson.
In a show of love and devotion, referee Derek T. awards the Lady Byng to Eli (even though we aren’t doing Lady Byng this year and Eli didn’t play in this game).

Corlears Hookers 4, Poutine Machine 1
Hookers goals by Daniello Martin (2), Wolff, Tiffany. PM goal by Ashish Nagpal.
Two late goals by the Hookers break open a tight game and give them another “W’. On a 3-game losing streak, Larsen considers trading Marian Gaborik.

Gremlins 2, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Gremlins goals by Ryan Mills (2). Anklebiters goal by Zack Papper.
The Gizmos upset the Pound Puppies. Phil blames team hangovers (phil also credits team hangovers when they win).

Skyfighters 3, Gut Rot 2
Skyfighters goals by Greg Infanti, Olivier Brassard, Yehuda Bloom. Gut Rot goals by Matt Workman and Tom.
Unlike the other Brassard in New York, Olivier is still scoring.

La Famiglia 3, Filthy Gorgeous 1
La Famiglia goals by Denis Miceletto (2), Shafiq Perry.  Filthy goal by James Periera.
But where is the second line scoring guys? Eds. Note: This was a seriously entertaining game to watch. Kudos to both sides.

LBS. 2, Dark Rainbows 0
LBS. goals by Karsten Pichon, Ken Poulin.
Seriously, LBS? Goals by Karsten & Ken? Isn’t that getting old?

Fresh Kills 2, What the Puck 1
Kills goals by Liz Campbell, Nick Scott. WTP goal by Sal Malguamera.
On the otherhand, in the baby bowl, WTP handily beat the Kills.

Rehabs 2, Denim Demons 2
Rehabs goals by Eric Ruben, Robert Blandi. Demons goals by Jeff Kamen, Brian Kubovcik.
Tied after shootout. Outstanding performances by both goalies in this one.

Rehabs 5, Cobra Kai 0
Rehabs goals by Sena Ito (2), Jeff Nugent, Kevin Hurley, Showtime.  Shutout by Seannac Onwaye (unconfirmed)
We’d normally congratulate Sena on a multiple goal game but she mistook me for Rich Glanzer at the Season Opening Party. Expect bad press all year Sena.

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Butchers 1
Biters goals by Derho, Caroline Morrisey-Bickerton, Alex Owen.  Butchers goal by Dave Rogovich.
Anklebiters trivia – Derho is listed on their roster as “AA” which Phil swears stands for “Alternate Alternate Captain” and not a warning to the bartenders at ACE.

LBS, Inc. 3, Filthy Gorgeous 1
LBS goals by Karsten Pichon(2), Tommy Capotosta.  Filthy goal by Sunny Mehra.
Last year we managed to spell Karsten’s name over a dozen different ways. Sascha did not find this funny.

Denim Demons 5, Tompkins Square Riots 3
Demons goals by Jeff Kamen (4), Zack Tinkelman. Riots goals by Patrik Blohme (2) and Alex Frenette.
Note to other BTSH squads. You might want to double team Jeff Kamen.

Dark Rainbows 2, La Famiglia 0
Goals by Josh Wilson and Bryan Harris. Ariel Kipnis with the shutout.
Looks like the Rainbows are back.

What The Puck 5, Mega Touch 1
WTP goals by Skuse (2), Celine de Jeux, Tom Macdonald, Darrell Hartman. Mega goal by Alex Eben Meyer.
Celine de Jeux is our second favorite French Canadian name in BTSH this year. (#1? Guillame LeChasseur)

Happy Little Elves 6, Corlears Hookers 5 (OT)
Elves goals by Garrett (2) Carrino, Anthony Sigreti(2), Chris Tennekoon, Rob Walsh.  Corlears goals by Sam (2), Tiffany, Kevin.
Probably not the last time you’ll read about this game on the blog.

Mathematics 6, Gut Rot 4
Math goals by Andy Pratt(2), Zach Norris, Derek Tagliarino, Adam Langer, Liz Hirsch.  Gut Rot goals by Tom Caldwell (2), Mark, Larry.
Not sure where that puts Zach in the Norris family scoring race. And, yes, Eli is tracking it.

Fresh Kills 6, Gremlins 0
Goals by Ariel Imas(2), Alice Bertoni, Eugene Rha, Dave Soko, Justin Ross. Patrick Barch with the shutout.
 A rough day for the Mogwais.

Sky Fighters 1, Poutine Machine 0
Goal by Olivier Brassard. James Stein with the shutout.
Fighters celebrate, Poutine comisserates and the refs struggle to spell Brassard’s name (Seriously guys? Olyviay?). Just be glad Melanie Chmieloweic didn’t score.

Gremlins 1 – Gut Rot 0

Jamie gets the first shutout of the 2013 BTSH season. Gremlins scored with 37 seconds left in the game.

Corlears Hookers 4 – What The Puck 1

Sarah of the Hookers was +3 in this game.

Gouging Anklebiters 3 – Rehabs 0

Craig Lacombe with the shutout.

Mathematics 4 – Dark Rainbows 3

Only one Norris played. But he scored!

Denim Demons 3 – Poutine Machine 0

Coach notches the shutout.

Happy Little Elves 4 – Filthy Gorgeous 2

Elves had four different goal scorers. None of them were Glanzer.

Butchers 1- Cobra Kai 0

Eric Ramirez with the shutout. Beth Bruder with the gamewinner for the Butchers.

Fresh Kills 3 – LBS, Inc. 1

No Americans scored during this game (Quebec 3 – Russia 1)

Mega Touch 4 at Tompkins Square Riots 1

Bratta begins his retirement with 2 goals for the Megas.

La Famiglia 4 – Sky Fighters 2

Four goals from four different goal scorers for the Fams as well.