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Week 3 Box Scores

Sunday, April 10th, 2011

Let’s Go Rangers!

Cobra Kai 2, Mathematics 0
Cobra Kai: Marc Beland (2), Sarab Lalri (1)
Shutout: Peter Lang (1)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang

Dark Rainbows 3, Rehabs 1
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3), Jesse Gerstein (2), Josh Wilson (1)
Rehabs: Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1)
Goalie Win: John Meyer

Tompkins Square Riots 5, Mega Touch 1
Tompkins Square Riots: Joe Fiore 2 (3), Daniel Burns (1), Caroline Samponaro (1), Craig Thompson (1)
Mega Touch: Eric Devlin (2)
Goalie Win: Dave Gil de Rubio

Corlears Hookers 2, Butchers 0
Corlears Hookers: Matt Zimmerman 2 (5)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson

What The Puck 5, Happy Little Elves 4 (OT-SO)
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (2), Alex Doucette (2), Tom MacDonald (1)
Happy Little Elves: Ryan Nakahara 2 (2), Gil Valdes (3), Garrett “Ax” Carrino (2)
Shootout: What The Puck wins 2-1.  Successful attempts by Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (WTP), Alex Doucette (WTP), and Gil Valdes (HLE).
Goalie Win: Anthony Romeo
Game Notes: Carrino scored the tying goal with one minute remaining in regulation.

Sky Fighters 4, Gut Rot 1
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper 2 (3), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (2), Robert Kucera (2)
Gut Rot: Tom (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein

Fresh Kills 6, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas 2 (2), Justin “The Boss” Ross (3), Mike Sokolyansky (1), Nick Hobbs (1), Matt Kazior (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch

Poutine Machine 1, Denim Demons 0
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald (1)
Shutout: Tim Brown (1)
Game Notes: MacDonald scored the game-winning goal with three minutes remaining in regulation.
Goalie Win: Tim Brown

LBS, Inc. 3, Filthy Gorgeous 1
LBS, Inc.: Lawrence Goldstein (3), Karsten Pichon (2), Sam Anthony (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (1)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell

Unicorns 1, La Famiglia 0 (OT)
Unicorns: Chris (2)
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (2)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe

Week 2 Box Scores

Monday, April 4th, 2011

Get Craig Some Sunglasses

Unicorns 2, Mega Touch 1
Unicorns: Luke (2), Krish (1)
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal (2)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe

Mathematics 4, Butchers 1
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (3), Ali Corsi 2 (2)
Butchers: Ben Bloom (2)
Goalie Win: Joe Boshko

Happy Little Elves 8, Tompkins Square Riots 4
Happy Little Elves: Rob “Smash” Muggeo 3 (3), Gil Valdes 2 (2), Trevor Beauclair (1), Melissa Budnick (1), Garrett “Ax” Carrino (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrik Blohmé 2 (2), Alexandre Frenette (1), Joe Fiore (1)
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy

Poutine Machine 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Poutine Machine: Ashish Nagpal (2), Marcus Bonnee (1), Tracy Ng (1), Vincent Tracy (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (1), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown
Game Notes: Ng scored her first BTSH goal.

Cobra Kai 2, Rehabs 1
Cobra Kai: Marc Beland (1), Mark Talercio (1)
Rehabs: Rob Blandi (1)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang

La Famiglia 5, Filthy Gorgeous 1
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (2), Jon Fidge (1), Dmitry Gurvits (1), Shafiq “Off-Black” Perry (1), Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Susannah Pasquantonio (1)
Goalie Win: Kevin Au

What The Puck 5, Gut Rot 2
What The Puck: Oliver Hartman 2 (2), Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (2), Alex Doucette (1), Brian Vroom (1)
Gut Rot: Gilligan (1), The Other Gilligan (1)
Goalie Win: Corey “Chongo” Winters

Sky Fighters 4, LBS, Inc. 3 (OT)
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (1), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (1), Dan Hopper (1), Robert Kucera (1)
LBS, Inc.: Karen Erickson (2), Tommy Capatosta (1), Karsten Pichon (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein
Game Notes: Bloom scored the winning goal in overtime.

Dark Rainbows 3, Fresh Kills 2
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley 2 (2), Jennie Brown (1)
Fresh Kills: Justin “The Boss” Ross (1), Alice Bertoni (1)
Goalie Win: John Meyer
Game Notes: For a review of this game, go here.

Corlears Hookers 7, Denim Demons 3
Corlears Hookers: Matt Zimmerman 2 (3), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (3), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (1), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (1), Noelle “Slapshot” Safar (1), Josh “Doc” Sadlier-Brown (1)
Denim Demons: Dave Fraser 2 (2), Jeff Kamen (3)
Goalie Win: James Stein (on loan from Sky Fighters)

Week 1 Box Scores

Sunday, March 27th, 2011

Dustin Said Yes!

Corlears Hookers 4, Happy Little Elves 1
Corlears Hookers: Brendan “Dutch” Kearney 2 (2), Jesse Scolaro (1), Matt Zimmerman (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rich Glanzer (1)

La Famiglia 1, Cobra Kai 1 (OT-SO)
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (1)
Cobra Kai: Will Kuhns (1)
Shootout: Tied 0-0.

Dark Rainbows 4, Sky Fighters 0
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrell 2 (2), Jesse Gerstein (1), Miles Hunter (1)
Shutout: John Meyer (1)
Game Notes: Tyrrell scored the first goal of the 2011 season.

Denim Demons 6, LBS, Inc. 3
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (2), Val Penascino 2 (2), Dave Shyu (1), Zack Tinkelman (1)
LBS, Inc.: Lawrence Goldstein 2 (2), Karen Erickson (1)

Fresh Kills 3, What The Puck 2 (OT-SO)
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee (1), Justin “The Boss” Ross (1)
What The Puck: Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (1), Hannah Stark (1)
Shootout: Fresh Kills wins 1-0.  Successful attempt by Ariel Imas.
Game Notes: Ross scored the tying goal with six minutes remaining in regulation.

Unicorns 6, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Unicorns: Joe 3 (3), Chris (1), John (1), Luke (1)
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (1)

Mathematics 1, Poutine Machine 1 (OT-SO)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (1)
Poutine Machine: Ashish Nagpal (1)
Shootout: Tied 0-0.

Filthy Gorgeous 2, Rehabs 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Chris Mangan (1), Matt Workman (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens (1)

Mega Touch 5, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Mega Touch: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3 (3), Eric Devlin (1), Harvey Jaswal (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (1)

Butchers 3, Gut Rot 0
Butchers: Ben Bloom (1), Randy Locklair (1), “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (1)

Championship Game Box Score

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Congratulations Happy Little Elves, 2010 BTSH Champions!

Elves Boycott Losing For An Entire Playoffs

TOMPKINS SQUARE PARK – Happy Little Elves rookies Trevor Beauclair and Ryan Nakahara have known each other since their high school days in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. They’ve played hockey together for more than a decade and continued that partnership by joining the Happy Little Elves together this season. Their impact was felt throughout the regular season and playoffs, and the championship game was no different, as the duo played an integral role in the Elves’ 3-1 victory over the Corlears Hookers.

Nakahara led the Elves with two unassisted goals in the championship game, both of which came off of turnovers that he created. The brunette rookie’s first goal gave his team an early 1-0 lead, when he stole the ball from a Hookers’ defender and netted the shot from about 15 feet out. Nakahara’s second goal came late in the second half when he intercepted an errant Hookers clearing pass and scored on a breakaway, giving the Elves a 3-0 lead and effectively sealing the victory.

Beauclair also played a key role in the Elves’ championship victory. The flaxen-haired rookie’s shot with about 10 minutes remaining in the first half caused a big rebound, allowing teammate Melanie Pessin to easily tap in the game-winning goal. In addition, as a defenseman, Beauclair was a crucial part of the New Elves Defensive Initiative, which held the high-scoring Hookers offense to just one goal.

Never at a loss for words, Elves co-captain Rich Glanzer noted, “We had a gameplan, stuck to the NEDI (New Elves Defensive Initiative) and ended up winning the whole thing.” Throughout the season, Glanzer has consistently demanded a maximum effort from his team and has long preached the virtues of sacrificing oneself for the greater good.  This game, the Long Island Lynbrook Loudmouth led by example as he dove across the unforgiving blacktop in the closing minutes of the game to clear the ball out of the Elves’ defensive zone. Glanzer added, “In 20 years of hockey, I’ve never been on a team that wanted to win one game–one championship–as much as the 2010 Happy Little Elves did.”

The Happy Little Elves were established prior to the 2008 season as a team of free agents. The team finished that year with just one win, ironically in their first game, and were hardly viewed as championship material. Co-captain Ben Chadwick, who became captain of the Elves because he was the first to pay the league fee, remarked, “Nobody ever expected much when our ragtag crew of free agents and castaways first came together. Well, now you are all witness to what a team can do simply by practicing hard, working together, and dumping horse tranqs in your opponent’s water bottles.”

The Corlears Hookers’ only goal, scored by Brendan “Dutch” Kearney, came late in the second half, a minute after Nakahara’s second goal. The tally seemed to ignite the Hookers’ spirit, as the team pressed the Elves’ defense incessantly for the remainder of the game. However, Elves’ goalie Shaun deLacy played his best game of the season and staved off the late attack. This is the Corlears Hookers’ third loss in a championship game, as they were defeated by the Dark Rainbows in 2007 and Fresh Kills in 2008.

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
#8 Happy Little Elves 3, #5 Corlears Hookers 1

1 2 Total
#8 Happy Little Elves 2 1 3 Final
#5 Corlears Hookers 0 1 1

First Half:
Happy Little Elves – 6:18, Ryan Nakahara (3) (unassisted)
Happy Little Elves – 14:45, Melanie Pessin (1) (Trevor Beauclair, Gil Valdes)

Second Half:
Happy Little Elves – 16:08, Ryan Nakahara (4) (unassisted)
Corlears Hookers – 17:03, Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (1) (Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney)

Semifinals Box Scores

Sunday, October 24th, 2010

These Elves Seem Awfully Happy

#8 Happy Little Elves 2, #7 Sky Fighters 1 (OT-SO)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (3)
Sky Fighters: Alice DuBois (1)
Shootout: Happy Little Elves win 1-0.  Successful attempt by Gil Valdes.

#5 Corlears Hookers 3, #18 Butchers 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (5), Libby Lewis (1), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (1)
Butchers: Arnold Sanchez (2)

Exhibition Games
What The Puck 8, Tompkins Square Riots 4
La Famiglia 3, Poutine Machine 0
Mathematics 3, Cobra Kai 2
Gut Rot 3, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Unicorns 2, Mega Touch 1 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc. 3, Rehabs 2
Denim Demons 4, Dark Rainbows 3 (OT-SO)
Fresh Kills 4, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT-SO)