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Week 4 Box Scores
Monday, April 27th, 2009All Hail What The Puck
What The Puck 6, Fresh Kills 4
What The Puck: Sal Malguarnera (6), Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (4), Tom MacDonald (4), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (4), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (3), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (1)
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 3 (5), Brice Rosenbloom (2)
Rehabs 3, Corlears Hookers 1
Rehabs: Dave Fraser (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (2), Bryan “Stork” Welch (2)
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3)
Game Notes: Welch’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation.
Happy Little Elves 3, Unicorns 0
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (4), Chris O’Neill (2), Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (1)
Shutout: Ronald Bettenhauser (1)
Denim Demons 4, Mexican Standoff 3
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (4), Micael Holmström 2 (2)
Mexican Standoff: Ben 2 (5), Jason “The Hamburglar” R. (1)
Game Notes: The Demons scored three goals in the final ten minutes of regulation, including Holmström’s game winner with three minutes left, to rally from a two-goal deficit.
Dark Rainbows 5, Mathematics 2
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell 2 (3), John Nielsen (2), Yuichi Uchidi (2), P.T. Walkley (1)
Mathematics: Noam Dolgin (1), Eli Kazin (1)
LBS, Inc. 5, Gouging Anklebiters 4
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (5), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (3), Sam Anthony (2), Jason Bogdaneris (2), Tom Capatosta (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (4), Erik Johnson (3), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (2), Nick Gardella (1)
Game Notes: Bogdaneris’ game-winning goal broke a 4-4 tie with four minutes remaining in regulation and completed LBS, Inc.’s comeback from a 4-1 deficit.
Sky Fighters 3, Mighty Squirrels 0
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (7), Sam Lassner (2)
Shutout: Robert Kucera (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 7, Tuques 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Homin “Maverick” Lee 2 (4), “Gentleman” James Pereira (7), Sunny Mehra (6), Fran Graziano (1), Dana Kravis (1), Matt Workman (1)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto (2), Gabe Wilson (1), Adam Robertson (1)
Cobra Kai 4, Mega Touch 1
Cobra Kai: Will Kuhns 2 (2), Greg “Lysol” Altman (1), Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito (1)
Mega Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (1)
Week 3 Box Scores
Monday, April 20th, 2009(S)crappy Sits, Squirrels Win!
Mighty Squirrels 5, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Mighty Squirrels: Carter Reich 2 (2), Eric Breitman (1), Gary Kowalski (1), Mike Mincelli (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Peter “Geech” Prohaska (1)
What The Puck 4, Sky Fighters 1
What The Puck: Sal Malguarnera 2 (5), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (3)
Sky Fighters: Sam Lassner (1)
Game Notes: Lassner’s goal in the final minute of regulation ended What The Puck’s 149 minute shutout streak.
Rehabs 4, Unicorns 2
Rehabs: Dave Fraser 2 (2), Sean “$howJu” McClain (3), Bryan “Stork” Welch (1)
Unicorns: Nelson (1), Ted (1)
Game Notes: McClain broke a 2-2 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation, and then celebrated his goal by signing the ball with a Sharpie and presenting it to Unicorns’ goalie Craig “Ug” LaCombe, who promptly swiped the ball away.
Filthy Gorgeous 8, Mexican Standoff 2
Filthy Gorgeous: Ali Berkin 3 (4), Sunny Mehra 2 (5), Homin “Maverick” Lee 2 (2), “Gentleman” James Pereira (6)
Mexican Standoff: Ben 2 (3)
Corlears Hookers 6, Happy Little Elves 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (7), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 2 (3), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (2)
Happy Little Elves: Chris O’Neill (1)
Mathematics 2, Mega Touch 2 (OT-SO)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (3)
Mega Touch: Eric Devlin (1), Bill MacGregor (1)
Shootout: Tied 0-0
Game Notes: Pratt scored the tying goal with 13 seconds remaining in regulation.
Denim Demons 2, Cobra Kai 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (2)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (1)
Dark Rainbows 4, LBS, Inc. 2
Dark Rainbows: Jon Rudd (1), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (1), Yuichi Uchidi (1), Josh Wilson (1)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (4), Fernando Limonic (1)
Fresh Kills 5, Tuques 1
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky (3), Patrick Moore (2), Ariel Imas (1), Eugene Rha (1), Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg (1)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto (1)
Week 2 Box Scores
Monday, April 6th, 2009Somebody Please Slap Gavin’s Hand
Corlears Hookers 3, Denim Demons 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (4), Anshu Sinha (1)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (2), Jim Dandeneau (1)
Shootout: Corlears Hookers win 2-0. Successful attempts by Jason Eitel and Noelle Safar.
Game Notes: Pereira scored the game-tying goal with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Sky Fighters 3, LBS, Inc. 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (5), Christian Mack (2)
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (2)
Gouging Anklebiters 2, Rehabs 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Rehabs: Sean “$howJu” McClain (2)
Game Notes: DiPierri’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with nine minutes remaining in regulation.
Dark Rainbows 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynonds (2), John Nielsen (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (3)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation. The Dark Rainbows’ win clinches the (imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup for the Unicorns.
Unicorns 4, Mathematics 3 (OT-SO)
Unicorns: Chris 2 (4), John Mark (1)
Mathematics: Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins (1), Andy Pratt (1), Harmon Walsh (1)
Shootout: Unicorns win 1-0. Successful attempt by Susanna.
Game Notes: John Mark scored the game-tying goal with four minutes remaining in regulation.
Filthy Gorgeous 5, Mega Touch 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (3), James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (1), Ali Berkin (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O” Owens (1)
What The Puck 5, Tuques 0
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (3), Sal Malguarnera (3), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (2), Ollie Hartman (1)
Shutout: Kevin Lutsky (1)
Game Notes: Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri claims he had two assists. However, this is unverified, as this does not count as an assist.
Fresh Kills 4, Cobra Kai 0
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 2 (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (1), Patrick Moore (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens
Game Notes: Owens, filling in for Fresh Kills goalie Dave Gil de Rubio, notched his second shutout of the day.
Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 0
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (1), Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (1), Miky Wolf (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (1)
Week 1 Box Scores
Monday, March 30th, 2009One Down, Twenty-Five To Go
Rehabs 4, Fresh Kills 1
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (1), Sean “$howJu” McClain (1), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1)
Fresh Kills: Brice Rosenbloom (1)
Corlears Hookers 6, Tuques 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (3), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (1), Noelle Safar (1), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (1)
Tuques: Zoe Markwick (1)
Game Notes: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney scored the first ever BTSH goal at Tompkins Square Park, which was correctly predicted by the Rehabs’ Alex “Villano VI” Zabala.
Sky Fighters 7, Mega Touch 2
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 3 (3), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker 2 (2), Alice Bertoni (1), Christian Mack (1)
Mega Touch: Greg Kellerman 2 (2)
Game Notes: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker scored twice in a ten second span, giving the Sky Fighters a lead they would never relinquish.
LBS, Inc. 7, Mighty Squirrels 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (3), Jason Bogdaneris (1), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (1), Alex Simon (1), Samuel Anthony (1)
Shutout: Seth Wachtell (1)
Gouging Anklebiters 6, Mexican Standoff 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (2), Erik Johnson 2 (2), Nestor Nonato (1), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (1)
Mexican Standoff: Ben (1)
What The Puck 10, Mathematics 0
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3 (3), Sal Malguarnera 2 (2), Michelle Doucet (1), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (1), Brian Vroom (1), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (1), Tom MacDonald (1)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 4 (4), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (1), Sunny Mehra (1)
Cobra Kai: Ted McKenna (1)
Denim Demons 3, Happy Little Elves 2
Denim Demons: Danny Polinsky (1), Lena Moy-Borgen (1), Mike Pereira (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo 2 (2)
Game Notes: Mike Pereira scored the game winning goal with ten minutes remaining in regulation, and the Demons twice rallied from a one-goal deficit.
Unicorns 4, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Chris 2 (2), Mark (1), Ryan (1)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (1)
Game Notes: Mark scored the game winning goal with ten minutes remaining in regulation.
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Championship Game Box Scores
Monday, October 27th, 2008Congratulations Fresh Kills, 2008 BTSH Champions!
That’s The Fucking Way!
CORLEARS HOOK PARK – Staring at a two-goal deficit early in the second half, veteran laden Fresh Kills didn’t blink. Twenty minutes later, they were celebrating their first championship in team history, courtesy of a 3-2 victory against the Corlears Hookers, who lost in the championship game for the second consecutive season.
“Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, who was a member of Fresh Kills squads that had lost in the championship game in 2002 and 2003, started the comeback by knocking in a loose ball in front of the net following a booming inbound shot from co-captain Kevin “The Planet” Foster. Seven minutes later, Ariel Imas knotted the game at two with a wrist shot from ten feet out off of a pinpoint pass from Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg.
For the next ten minutes, goaltenders Dave Gil de Rubio of Fresh Kills and Chris Beauvois of the Corlears Hookers put on a show as both denied numerous golden scoring chances. With just under a minute remaining in regulation, a scramble in front of the Corlears Hookers net saw three Fresh Kills attackers descend on a loose ball. Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst and Eugene Rha both took swipes at it, but it was finally put in by Joe Tamburo. The Hookers pulled Beauvois for an extra attacker in the final seconds, but Gil de Rubio and a staunch Fresh Kills defense turned away their last rush, setting off a wild celebration on the Fresh Kills sideline.
“I can’t single out anyone on this team, but we had three players change their plans just to be here today,” Foster said. “Ariel [Imas] flew back from Florida, Jeff [Goldberg] changed his flight plans for a speaking engagement in Georgia, and Eugene [Rha] pushed back a move.”
Like his Cinderella team, which finished the regular season with a .500 record and entered the playoffs seeded 10th, Foster also completed a storybook rise to the top. If it weren’t for a phenomenal try out that was part of former captain Lesser’s requirement for joining the team, Foster might have been wearing a color other than periwinkle blue on Sunday.
Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney opened the scoring for the Corlears Hookers, burying a rebound off a Jock Paul shot midway through the first half. The Hookers, who were missing the services of Jason Eitel, Josh Sadlier-Brown, and Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson due to Olson’s wedding in Mexico, extended the lead to two goals on Peter “Purple Rain” Putka’s shot on an inbounds play three minutes into the second half.
Box Score:
1 2 Total
#10 Fresh Kills 0 3 3 Final
#3 Corlears Hookers 1 1 2
First Half:
Corlears Hookers – 9:10, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (Jock Paul)
Second Half:
Corlears Hookers – 3:15, Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (unassisted)
Fresh Kills – 6:05, “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser (Caroline Currie, Kevin “The Planet” Foster)
Fresh Kills – 13:15, Ariel Imas (Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg)
Fresh Kills – 24:10, Joe Tamburo (Eugene Rha, Heidi “The Maple Leaf Muscle” Karst)
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