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Week 10 Box Scores

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Filthy Gorgeous Is All Wet Behind The Ears

Filthy Gorgeous

Filthy Gorgeous 6, Happy Little Elves 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Matt Novick 3 (5), Joseph Pereira (6), Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon (5), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (4)
Shutout: Dan Owens (1)

LBS 6, Mexican Standoff 5 (OT-SO)
LBS: Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin 2 (6), Karsten Pichon (11), Tom Capatosta (4), Jason Bogdaneris (2)
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen (3), Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (2), Len Guinto (2), Jefferson Hendricks (2), Hannah Stark (1)
Shootout: LBS wins, 2-0.  Successful attempts by Karsten Pichon and Sam Anthony.
Game Notes: Mexican Standoff rallied from a 4-0 deficit and scored twice in the final five minutes of regulation to force overtime.  Despite showing up to support her team (in Mexican Standoff’s colors), LBS captain Sascha Puritz did not play due to an apparent “ankle injury”.  She looks fine to us.

Gouging Anklebiters 6, Bad Touch 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri 4 (5), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (5), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (3)
Shutout: Alex Owen (1)

What The Puck 4, Fresh Kills 2
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (9), Corey “Chongo” Winters (10), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (4)
Fresh Kills: “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser (5), Patrick Moore (3)

Denim Demons 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT)
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (7), Jeff Kamen (4)
Sky Fighters: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (2), Imraan Farukhi (1)
Game Notes: Jeff Kamen scored the game-tying goal with thirty seconds remaining in regulation with the goalie pulled.  Happy birthday to Denim Demons’ Abby Meisterman, whose birthday is today (June 30).

Rehabs 1, Mathematics 0
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (3)
Shutout: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1)
Game Notes: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala scored the game-winning goal with eight minutes left in the game.

Unicorns 2, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Mark (5), Caitlin (1)
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (10)
Game Notes: Caitlin had the game-winning goal with one minute to go in regulation.  In an odd coincidence, this is the second consecutive year she scored a late winner while Craig “Ug” LaCombe’s parents were in attendance.

Mighty Squirrels 2, Cobra Kai 1
Mighty Squirrels: Eric Breitman (3), Miky Wolf (1)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (3)

Corlears Hookers 2, Tuques 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (8)
Tuques: Bill Monahan (6)
Game Notes: Zack Tinkelman of Denim Demons played goalie for the Tuques.

Week 9 Box Scores

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Rain Fears

Mr. Met

Fresh Kills 4, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Fresh Kills: Jeff Lesser 2 (4), Mike Sokolyansky (2), Joe Tamburo (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Jeremy Schumacher 2 (2), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (4)

Mathematics 6, Dark Rainbows 3
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (4), Jeffrey Contray 2 (3), Andy Pratt (6), Andy Levine (4)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley (7), Jesse Jewels (3), Jonathan Rudd (3)

Sky Fighters 5, What The Puck 4 (OT-SO)
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka 2 (9), Dan Hopper (3), Robert Kucera (2)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (9), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (7), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (3)
Shootout: Sky Fighters win, 2-0. Successful attempts by Martin Cejka and Robert Kucera.
Game Notes: Sky Fighters captain Amy Lott needed to excuse herself from the game for several minutes to remove some of the previous night’s alcohol.

Unicorns 6, Bad Touch 1
Unicorns: Nelson 3 (6), Chris (4), Mark (4), Ryan (2)
Bad Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (3)

Tuques 4, Mexican Standoff 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson 2 (8), Sarah Moore (1), Gabe Wilson (1)
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen (2)
Game Notes: The Tuques goalie for this game was Leo Guinto, twin brother of Mexican Standoff’s Len Guinto. Tuques captain Dave Ladanyi was at a wedding, but he led his team via e-mail.

LBS 7, Happy Little Elves 3
LBS: Karsten Pichon 5 (10), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin 2 (4)
Happy Little Elves: Shoshana Rudnick 2 (2), Demetri Adrahtas (3)

Filthy Gorgeous 6, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon 3 (4), Jonathan Rick (3), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (3), Dana Kravis (1)
Cobra Kai: Susannah Pasquantonio (3)

Corlears Hookers vs. Rehabs (Susp.)
Game Notes: Game suspended due to rain and hail, with the Rehabs leading 2-0 at the half. The second half will be played at a later date and time.

Mighty Squirrels vs. Denim Demons (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”

Week 8 Box Scores

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Ellery Signed It, So We Know It’s True

Ellery Scores!

Editors Note: Please check the stats and standings page for the league’s leading scorers.

Filthy Gorgeous 3, Rehabs 2 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (2)
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (2), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins 1-0.  Successful attempt by James Pereira.

Dark Rainbows 3, What The Puck 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (9), P.T. Walkley (6), Jennie Brown (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (4)
Game Notes: P.T. Walkley’s band will be playing at Madison Square Garden on June 23 with Coldplay.

Corlears Hookers 4, Unicorns 0
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (6), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (4), Josh Sadlier-Brown (3)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (2)

Sky Fighters 3, Bad Touch 2
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (2), Rich McConnell (1), Ted Shumaker (1)
Bad Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2), Joe Lops (1)
Game Notes: Bad Touch goalie Mike Tuckman wanted the game to finish as quickly as possible, because he had tickets to see Iron Maiden.

LBS 3, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT-SO)
LBS: Karsten Pichon (5), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (2), SAED (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Joseph Pereira (5), Jonathan Rick (2), Liza Watts (1)
Shootout: Tied 2-2.  Successful attempts by Tom Capatosta (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS), Liza Watts (FG) and James Pereira (FG).
Game Notes: LBS captain Sascha Puritz asserted that had she not injured her ankle in the first half and missed the rest of the game, it would have been a blowout in favor of LBS.

Fresh Kills 5, Mathematics 4 (OT)
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 2 (2), Jeff Lesser (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (2), Erik Cortes (1)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (2), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (1), Eli Kazin (1), Mark “Sully” Sullivan (1)
Game Notes: Patrick Moore scored the game-winning goal one minute into overtime.

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Owen 2 (2), Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Shutout: “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (1)

Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 3 (OT-SO)
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (2), Eric Breitman (2), Marie Marberg (1)
Mexican Standoff: Tommy Cho (3), Dave Wang (1), Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (1)
Shootout: Tied 0-0

Rehabs 4, Cobra Kai 1
Rehabs: Lateef Nurmohamed (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (3), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1), Michael Lewis (1)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (2)

Denim Demons vs. Tuques (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”

Week 7 Box Scores

Monday, June 9th, 2008

The Mathematics Already Have Buyer’s Remorse

Big Trade!

Rehabs 3, What The Puck 2
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (1)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (7)
Game Notes: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez scored his first goal of the season, which captain Bryan “Stork” Welch thought was noteworthy.

Corlears Hookers 10, Mexican Standoff 0
Corlears Hookers: Elizabeth Lewis 3 (4), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2 (2), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (6), Jason Eitel (4), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (3), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Josh Sadlier-Brown (2)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Denim Demons 4 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jean Herbert 2 (2), Joseph Pereira (4), Fran Graziano (2)
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (5), Jeff Kamen (3), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins, 2-0.  Successful attempts by James Pereira and Suvin “The Guru” Malik.

Dark Rainbows 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 2 (5), John Nielsen (8), Jesse Jewels (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3)

Tuques 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Tuques: Bill Monahan 3 (5), Peter Wilson 2 (6)
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue (3), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (3), Nick Gardella (2)
Game Notes: Bill Monahan’s hat trick was a natural hat trick.

Cobra Kai 12, Bad Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2 (11), Dave Cicirelli 2 (2), Brian Quiban 2 (2), Enayet “Retail” Rasul 2 (2), Greg “Lysol” Altman (2), Susannah Pasquantonio (2), Laurie Chakel (1), Julie Kim (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (6), Kelly LeVasseur (1)

LBS 4, Mathematics 1
LBS: Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (3), Alex Simon (1), Sam Anthony (1)
Mathematics: Andy Levine (3)
Game Notes: The Mathematics and Denim Demons have agreed in principal on a deal that would send “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau to the Mathematics in exchange for one orange-flavored Little Hugs beverage (pending a physical).

Fresh Kills 4, Unicorns 1
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 2 (2), Joe Tamburo (1), Mike Sokolyansky (1)
Unicorns: Courtney (1)

Mighty Squirrels 3, Sky Fighters 0
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (6), Mike Mincieli (3), Jesse Kalb (2)
Shutout: Tommy Mayoros (2)

Delts 2, Tris 1 (Women’s All-Star Game)
Game Notes: Gabby Carson (Denim Demons) scored the game-winning goal late in the second half.

Week 6 Box Scores

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

The Rainbows Have a Better House Than Standoff Does

Camp Rainbow

Dark Rainbows 8, Mexican Standoff 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2, Yui Lewis “And the News”, Jonathan Rudd, Jennie Brown, Lindsey Foehrenbach, Brad Thomason, P.T. Walkley
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell
Game Notes: Yui Lewis? How did we miss this one for a nickname?!

Rehabs 6, Happy Little Elves 0
Rehabs: Sal Malguarnera 2, Lateef Nurmohamed 2, Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman, “Con” Ed Lau
Shutout: Anthony Romeo

What The Puck 6, Unicorns 2
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2, Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Michelle Doucet, Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer
Unicorns: Nelson, Jesse
Game Notes: Unicorns goalie Craig (“Ug”) arrived ten minutes into the game, because Rachel “A-Korn” Greene told him his game was at 4:00, not 3:00.

Denim Demons 4, Mathematics 3
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2, Pete Matlin, Adam “Legen(d) Killer” Rubens
Mathematics: Andy Pratt, Jeffrey Contray, Derek Tagliarino

LBS 2, Tuques 1
LBS: Karsten Pichon, Jason Bogdaneris
Tuques: Peter Wilson

Corlears Hookers 4, Fresh Kills 0
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka, Brendan “Dutch” Kearney, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, Libby Lewis
Shutout: Chris Beauvois
Game Notes: Congratulations to Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, whose wife gave birth earlier in the week. The newborn has been named “Dutch’s Niece”.  She is already being fitted for a purple jersey, but until that arrives, she will borrow Al’s.

Cobra Kai 4, Sky Fighters 0
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito, Susannah Pasquantonio
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez

Mighty Squirrels 4, Bad Touch 3
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis 2, Mike Mincieli 2
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin, Amy Krawcyzk, Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer
Game Notes: The Mighty Squirrels scored the game-winning goal with forty seconds remaining in regulation. Tim “(S)crappy” Gray did not play due to an apparent–though unsurprising–back injury.

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 2, Joe Pereira, Chris Baker, Fran Graziano
Gouging Anklebiters: Shannon Voto, Peter “Geech” Prohaska