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LBS, Inc. 7, What The Puck 3
LBS, Inc.: Scott Kaston 3 (7), Karsten Pichon 2 (13), Elizabeth Boylan (2), Nick Rolf (4)
What The Puck: Corey Winters 2 (4), Steven Yu (5)
Goalie Win: Tim “Barracuda” Brown (8)

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Cobra Kai 3 (OT-SO)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (2), Joe Polowczuk (3), Ben Probert (10)
Cobra Kai: Cindy Chun (1), Peter Gallina (3), Liam Martens (2)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (5)
Shootout: “Mike” with the successful shootout attempt for the Biters.
Personal Note: Not-Star nominations for Sam Norris and Matt Newman, as this was the worst score sheet of the week…by a considerable margin.

Filthier 3, Gremlins 0
Filthier: Ann Mathews (4), James Pereira (8), Shafiq Perry (7)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (11)

Poutine Machine 5, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Poutine Machine: Jeff Ruel 3 (8), Steven Berkowitz (6), Mia Juhng (2)
Shutout: Scott Heese (2)

Mathematics 6, Happy Little Elves 2
Mathematics: James Stewart 4 (17), Sam Norris 2 (8)
Happy Little Elves: Miles Hilder 2 (7)
Goalie Win: David Liang (10)

Rehabs 3, Corlears Hookers 2
Rehabs: Blake 2 (5), Ramy Odeh (9)
Corlears Hookers: Tiffany Hagge (4), Mike Pigozzi (2)
Goalie Win: Ben Speary (1)

Denim Demons 3, Butchers 1
Denim Demons: Zach Fein 3 (10)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (15)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (5)

Sky Fighters 2, Dark Rainbows 1
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera (9), Mike Teytelbaum (5)
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson (2)
Goalie Win: James Stein (7)

Fresh Kills 7, Gut Rot 2
Fresh Kils: Gabe Chenard 3 (24), Ashley Singer 2 (4), Ariel Imas (7), Sheena Wagaman (4)
Gut Rot: Not yet reported
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (12)

Mega Touch 2, Instant Karma 1 (OT-SO)
Mega Touch: Julie Katz (3)
Instant Karma: Ben Chadwick (7)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (5)
Shootout: Mega wins 1-0. Brady Caldwell with the only successful attempt (in the 11th round!!!)

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Down In The Dumps

Fresh Kills 9, Instant Karma 1
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (21), Ariel Imas 3 (6), Isaac (1), Patrick Moore (5), Nick Scott (5)
Instant Karma: Danielle Haselton (1)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (11)

Gut Rot 1, Corlears Hookers 0
Gut Rot: Robert Pease (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (3)

Butchers 4, Tompkins Square Riots 3 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (14), Dana Kravis (4)
Tompkins Square Riots: Joe Fiore 2 (4), Scott Townsend (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (4)
Shootout: Butchers win 1-0. Laniando with the successful attempt.

Denim Demons 5, Happy Little Elves 2
Denim Demons: Zach Fein 2 (7), Paul Licari (2), Lee Reiners (2), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (3)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 2 (18)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (4)

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT)
Gouging Anklebiters: Ben Probert 2 (9), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (1)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (5), Robert Kucera (8)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (4)

Filthier 7, LBS, Inc. 2
Filthier: Suvin Malik 2 (10), Jenna Cruff (3), Ann Mathews (3), Denis Miciletto (12), James Pereira (7), Marissa (1)
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony (6), Tommy Capatosta (3)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (10)

Mega Touch 2, Dark Rainbows 1
Mega Touch: Alex Eben Meyer (2), Alok Ghai (3)
Dark Rainbows: Bill Ling (1)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (4)

Rehabs 3, Gremlins 2
Rehabs: Sena Ito 2 (2), Bradley Starr (4)
Gremlins: Erich Graham 2 (6)
Goalie Win: David Liang (via Math)

What The Puck 4, Mathematics 2
What The Puck: Steve Yu 3 (4), other not reported
Mathematics: Zach Norris (1), Cherie Stewart (13)
Goalie Win: Jordan Gerow (5)

Poutine Machine 5, Cobra Kai 1
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos 2 (9), Steve Berkowitz 2 (5), Mike (1)
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (7)
Goalie Win: A.J. Frey (2)

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Elves Win Again!

Rehabs 4, Cobra Kai 2
Rehabs: Ramy Odeh 2 (8), Blake (3), Bryan Welch (5)
Cobra Kai: Doug Bova 2 (5)
Goalie Win: David Liang (via Math)

Filthier 7, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Filthier: Denis Miciletto 3 (11), Jenna Cruff (2), Sunny Mehra (7), James Pereira (6), Shafiq Perry (6)
Tompkins Square Riots: Will Adams (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (9)

Poutine Machine 3, What The Puck 0
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos 3 (7)
Shutout: A.J. Frey (1)

Mathematics 7, Instant Karma 2
Mathematics: Cherie Stewart 3 (12), Sam Norris 2 (6), James Stewart 2 (13)
Instant Karma: Hugh McKee (5), The Peter Wilson (3)
Goalie Win: David Liang (9)

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Butchers 2
Gouging Anklebiters: Ben Probert 2 (7), Chris Bebswengel (1), Joe Polowczuk (2)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (12)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (3)

Gremlins 8, Mega Touch 1
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 3 (16), Ryan Mills 2 (4), Maire Lane (6), Rod Sherwood (10), John Walker (3)
Mega Touch: Julie Katz (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (8)

Happy Little Elves 6, Corlears Hookers 2
Happy Little Elves: Miles Hilder 3 (5), Caitlin Graziano (2), Anthony Sig (1), Gil Valdes (16)
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni 2 (10)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (2)

Fresh Kills 4, LBS, Inc. 1
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 2 (18), Ariel Imas (3), Ashley Singer (2)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (11)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (10)

Denim Demons 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (9), Sara Klein (2), Tracy Miller (1)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Fleming (2)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (3)
Game Notes: Congratulations to Tracy, whose goal is the first of her career!

Sky Fighters 3, Gut Rot 1
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (4), Robert Kucera (7), Mike Teytelbaum (4)
Gut Rot: Scott Kollar (4)
Goalie Win: James Stein (6)

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Sheer Brilliance

Fresh Kills 6, Mega Touch 4
Fresh Kills: Nick Scott 2 (4), Dave Sokolyansky 2 (3), Ariel Imas (2), Patrick Moore (4)
Mega Touch: Brady Caldwell (4), Alok Ghai (2), Kirsten (1), Max Temescu (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (9)

Butchers 4, Corlears Hookers 3 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (10), Pete (1), Zack (1)
Corlears Hookers: Gavin Kearney 2 (8), Danilo Biagioni (8)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (3)
Shootout: Butchers win 1-0. Pete with the successful attempt.

Gouging Anklebiters 2, Sky Fighters 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Larry (1), Joe Polowczuk (1)
Sky Fighters: Roman Teytelbaum (9)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (2)

Gut Rot 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Mary Pratt (1)
Rehabs: Bryan Welch (4)
Goalie Win: Not yet reported
Shootout: Gut Rot wins 1-0. Mark Cheney with the successful attempt.

Dark Rainbows 1, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Dark Rainbows: Mike Roberts (3)
Shutout: Kevin Longwell (5)
Game Notes: Thanks to Dan Hopper and Sam Norris for having the top ref sheet of the week.

Filthier 7, What The Puck 1
Filthier: Denis Miciletto 2 (8), James Pereira 2 (5), Jessica Liu (2), Ann Mathews (2), Shafiq Perry (5)
What The Puck: Noah Carter (2)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (8)

Mathematics 3, Denim Demons 2
Mathematics: Amy Anderla (1), Nathan Norris (2), Cherie Stewart (9)
Denim Demons: Josh Rosen 2 (4)
Goalie Win: David Liang (8)

Cobra Kai 4, Poutine Machine 2
Cobra Kai: Dan Innamorato 2 (3), Doug Bova (2), J.J. Murphy (2)
Poutine Machine: Francois (1), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (4)
Goalie Win: Nicholas Blair (5)

LBS, Inc. 3, Instant Karma 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (10), Sam Anthony (5)
Shutout: Tim “Barracuda” Brown (7)

Happy Little Elves 4, Gremlins 2
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 3 (15), Miles (2)
Gremlins: Brian Hicks (13), Rod Sherwood (9)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (1)

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Holy Cow, It’s a Scorcher

Denim Demons 4, LBS, Inc. 1
Denim Demons: Zach Fein 2 (5), Sara Klein (1), Paul Licari (1)
LBS, Inc.: Nick Rolf (3)
Goalie Win: $h0vvT!m3 (via Rehabs)

Dark Rainbows 5, Gut Rot 1
Dark Rainbows: Sean Fleming (1), Mike Toriello (1), Mike J. (1), Jennie (1), Mike Roberts (2)
Gut Rot: Gilligan #2 (1)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (4)

Cobra Kai 5, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro 2 (6), Mike Jenks (1), Rachel Longley (5), Liam Martens (1)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)

Happy Little Elves 5, Mega Touch 0
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 3 (12), Miles (1), Rob Walsh (1)
Shutout: Joe Kozlowski (via free agency)

Mathematics 5, Gremlins 3
Mathematics: James Stewart 3 (11), Cherie Stewart 2 (8)
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 2 (12), Ryan Mills (2)
Goalie Win: David Liang (7)

Fresh Kills 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (16), Ariel Imas (1), Eugene Rha (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (2), Ben Probert (5), Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (8)
Game Notes: Both teams wore blue. Get your act together, captains.
Personal Note: Thanks to Jenna and Denis for having the top ref sheet of the week.

Sky Fighters 4, What The Puck 1
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera 3 (6), Roman Teytelbaum (8)
What The Puck: Charlie Spelina (5)
Goalie Win: James Stein (5)
Game Notes: Kucera’s natural hat trick came in the span of about two minutes, all in one shift.

Corlears Hookers 3, Filthier 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni (7), Gavin Kearney (6)
Filthier: Suvin Malik (8), Denis Miciletto (6)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (4)
Shootout: Hookers win 1-0. Successful attempt by Danilo.
Game Notes: Brian Cronauer believes the Hookers deserve some recognition for winning in 92 degree heat with only five players.  They probably do.

Poutine Machine 4, Instant Karma 3
Poutine Machine: Steven Berkowitz (3), Mia Juhng (1), Jerome Ramos (3), Brian Sullivan (4)
Instant Karma: Hugh McKee 2 (4), Dmitry Gurvits (1)
Goalie Win: Rob Nitschke (1)

Butchers 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Butchers: Dana Kravis (3)
Rehabs: Rob B. (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (2)
Shootout: Butchers win 1-0. Kravis with the only successful attempt.

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