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Thursday, June 5th, 2014

Because all three members of The Authority were watching the Ranger game last night, the rest of the #BTSHUniverse suffers today with no previews and a Filler Friday Thursday post.  However, that doesn’t mean you should breeze past this post, because we do have some important site news for you, so keep reading!

Perhaps this picture of Zack Morris promoting rape culture will entice you.

Perhaps this picture of Zack Morris checking out some girl’s ass will entice you to keep reading.

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The Previously Unpublished 2013 Happy Little Elves Preview

Friday, May 30th, 2014
Last year, due to some website reorganization, season previews were scuttled.  However, we were able to get our hands on one of the few 2013 season previews that had been submitted prior to Sven’s executive decision to eighty-six individual team season previews.  So without further ado, for your Filler Friday enjoyment, here’s the outlook for the 2013 Happy Little Elves…

2012 could have been a great season for the Happy Little Elves. On the morning of July 30, the Elves woke up on the precipice of main-event status, having maintained possession of the once prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup with a 6-1 thumping of the Dark Rainbows the previous day. Their record stood at an impressive 8-3-0-2, good for a three-way tie for the #5 playoff seed.

Man, the Elves take the Barnacle Bowl everywhere, don't they?

Rich is busy figuring out all of the Elves’ playoff seed permutations.  Meanwhile, Rob is not impressed with the size of the Barnacle Bowl.

However, the BTSH Universe was clearly not responding to the Elves’ success, and with the Fairy Tale Cup having lost so much of its luster, league administrators Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta and Tim “Virgil” Brown made a quick edit to the script and turned the Elves into a jobber. The Elves embarked on a winless streak not seen since the days of Montel Vontavious Porter, going winless in their final five regular season games and dropping to the #11 seed. Their jobber status continued in the playoffs, where the Elves were dispatched by the Butchers in the round of 16.

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