Archive for the ‘general interest’ Category

Franchise Four: Filthy Gorgeous/Filthier

Tuesday, January 19th, 2016

We started this process in August of 2015. At the time Filthier had not won the championship. Since this was Filthier’s first season, we joined them together with FG. 

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Franchise Four: Rehabs

Tuesday, January 19th, 2016
One of the Media's favorite photos of all time.

One of the Media’s all-time favorite photos.

The Franchise Four–as chosen by the BTSH Media–were selected as “the most impactful players who best represent the history of each franchise.” Here are the Franchise Four for the Rehabs (in random order):

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Is Richie Taking This Rivalry Thing Too Far?

Saturday, May 16th, 2015
Ow, dude!

That’s Elly writhing around on the floor, and as usual, he was no help.

2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Finale)

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Five competitors now stand in the center of the ring, all facing each other: Brügger, Glanzer, Sam, Rebecca, and Marisa.  Glanzer looks around and says, “One of us is winning this thing, and it’s going to be me.”  However, just as the other competitors are about to object, Gut Rot’s own Mike Gilligan shouts from the crowd, “You forgot about Heather!”  Sure enough, Heather had been knocked out of the ring, but she was never thrown OVER the top rope.  She crawls back into the ring.  SIX people are left; only one will win.

Mike is in there somewhere, making sure things are on the up and up.

Gilligan is in there somewhere, making sure things are on the up and up.

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2015 BTSH Battle Royal (Part 7)

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

***41st Entrant: Rebecca Norris, Mathematics***
 
The huge TitanTron isn’t playing Rebecca Norris’ music. It’s playing this video:


Rebecca is walking very slowly to the ring and says, “Rich Glanzer…for the past year, you’ve been bragging about beating me in arm-wrestling. I left the country in a ruse to help underprivileged children, but what I’ve really been doing is P90x!

P90X is harder than Crossfit!

P90X is harder than Crossfit!

 

Becky then flexes with her meanest grimace to show Glanzer she means business.


Noticing Glanzer is distracted, Marisa, Jenn, Julie, Sam, and Rachel all go to attack him, but Brügger fends them off.

While Glanzer has a friend on the inside, he also has one on the outside, as he calls in one of his disciples to dispose of Becky before she hits the ring. But who is it?

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