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While the BTSH season may be over, a number of BTSHers are headed up to Lasker Rink to start a new ice hockey season. PMSG (Poutine Machine Sur Glace) is looking for a few extra skaters for their D4 team. The team plays fun, recreational ice hockey on Friday nights against a few other teams that are largely composed of BTSHers as well. If you’re interested in joining them, get in touch with team Captain Kevin Macdonald ASAP!

One of the highlights (?) of last Sunday’s season end party was the annual awards ceremony. It’s a nice opportunity to recognize a lot of folks who give back to the league. Here’s a complete list of the award winners:

Most Underrated Male  

TIE

Brad Schmidt – Mathematics

Olivier Brassard – Skyfighters

 

Most Underrated Female  

Girl on Elves (The one Rich keeps talking about)

  

The Shortbus Memorial Award for Best Hockey Mom

Corey Winters – What the Puck

BTSH Hall of Fame Award  

Andy Pratt – Mathematics

Stacy Kehoe – Rehabs

Ken Poulin – LBS

 

The Stacy S. Kehoe Award for Toughness and Grace  

TIE

Sarah Torenten – Happy Little Elves

Jackie Spiegel – Corlears Hookers

 

The Showtime Award for Best Team Switch

Tim Brown – PM to LBS

The Guinness & Jameson Award for Best Duo

Zack Norris & Sandy “Mama” Norris

 

The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award for Agitation & Instigation  

Dave Sokol – Fresh Kills

 

The MegaTouch Award for Being MegaTouch

Megatouch

 

The Cory Winters Player’s Player Award (Male) (formerly the Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award)  

Aaron “Coach” Pagdon – Denim Demons

 

The Cory Winters Player’s Player Award (Female) (formerly the Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award)  

Suz – Filthy Gorgeous

 

The Eighth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence  

Dan Hopper – Skyfighters

 

 

Our learned panel of hockey journalists have convened and picked this years finalists. Are you on the list (hint: if you’re on the Mathematics, the answer is probably yes):

Most Underrated Male  

 1. Ryan Mills – Gremlins

2. Tommy Capotosta – LBS

3. Brad Schmidt – Mathematics

4. Olivier Brassard – Skyfighters

5. Rem Garavito – Cobra Kai

 

Most Underrated Female  

 1. Carly Czuba – Poutine Machine

2. Alice Bertoni – Fresh Kills

3. Laura MacNeil – TSR

4. Girl on Elves (The one Rich keeps talking about)

5. Christina Hopkins – Denim Demons

 

BTSH Hall of Fame Award  

1. Andy Pratt – Mathematics

2. Stacy Kehoe – Rehabs

3. Ken Poulin – LBS

The Stacy S. Kehoe Award for Toughness and Grace  

 1. Dustin Olson for “the Mouse Scooping Incident”

2. Sarah Torenten – Happy Little Elves

3. Rachel Greene – Butchers

4. Sunny Mehra – Filthy Gorgeous

5. Courtney Butler – Gouging Anklebiters

 

The Guinness & Jameson Award for Best Duo

 1. Zack Norris & Mama Norris

2. Mike Smith & Heather Aspergen – Gut Rot

3. Zack Norris & Sam Norris

4. Zack Norris & Diane Johnson

5. Jeff Kamen & Zack Tinkelman – Denim Demons

 

The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award for Agitation & Instigation  

1. Tom Macdonald – WTP

2. Adela Ibric – HLE

3. Dave Sokol – Fresh Kills

4. Adam Rubens & Zack Tinkelman – Denim Demons

5. Bryan Welch – Rehabs

The Shortbus Memorial Award for Best Hockey Mom

1. Liza Watts – Gut Rot

2. Amy Donohue – Gouging Anklebiters

3. Sandy “Mama” Norris – Mathematics

4. Kami Moore – Filthy Gorgeous

5. Corey Winters – WTP

 

The MegaTouch Award for Being MegaTouch

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5. Zack Norris – Mathematics

 

The Showtime Award for Best Team Switch 

1. Eric Ramirez – Butchers to Gut Rot

2. Tim Brown – PM to LBS

3. Derek Tagliarino – Math to HLE

4. Joanne Provencher & Suz – their teams to any team that needed female players

5. Dave Gil de Rubio – TSR to LBS

 

The Cory Winters Player’s Player Award (Male) (formerly the Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award)  

1. Ben Bloom – Butchers

2. John Walker – Gremlins

3. Aaron “Coach” Pagdon – Denim Demons

4. Ariel Kipnis – Dark Rainbows

5. Jamie B – La Famiglia

 

The Cory Winters Player’s Player Award (Female) (formerly the Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award)  

1. Sarah Newnam – Corlears Hookers

2. Sena Ito – Rehabs

3. Sandy “Mama” Norriss – Mathematics

4. Suz – Filthy Gorgeous

5. Allison M. – Skyfighters

The Eighth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence  

1. Dan Hopper – Skyfighters

2. Phil Donohue –Gouging Anklebiters

3. Anika Sweetland & Tommy Chong – Gut Rot

4. Sean Reynolds – Dark Rainbows

 

 

12:30-3:00 Open Scrimmage
3:00 till Game Finish – Corlears Hookers vs. LBS
After the Game – Season End Party at ACE Bar
After the Party – the After Party
After the After Party – Hotel Lobby (Seth’s ready for it)