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The 2013 All-Star Game Is Less Than Two Weeks Away!
Monday, July 7th, 2014
The NHL canceled their 2013 All-Star Game, but we just postponed ours until this year.
Important news everyone! The 2013 All-Star Game is set for Sunday July 20th at 6:30 PM, and will feature all of your favorite BTSH players from teams such as Fresh Kills, Cobra Kai, Poutine Machine, and even the Sky Fighters!
The format has varied in the past, and the most recent version, conference versus conference, is rather bland, so we figured we’d tweak it once again this year. While you all might have loved to have seen Derek and myself line up against each other to lead squads for our respectively named conferences, we thought it would be better if we teamed up instead.
So this year, it’s Faces versus Heels. Derek and I will captain the Face team, while Richie and the recently retired $h0wT!m3 will captain the Heel team. Stay tuned for more details!
Richie’s Birthday…Or Business Ethics?
Thursday, May 15th, 2014It’s Filler Friday! And it’s Richie’s birthday weekend. We’ve observed that posts with more wrestling related content tend to have more comments, so to celebrate Richie’s birthday, we were just going to post this photo of him “wrestling” $h0wT!m3 a few weeks ago.
Guest appearances in this photo include Nick Barretta, Derk, and Black Rob!
BTSH Hammers Demons For Bounties
Wednesday, March 28th, 2012Did This Man Bring Down The Demons?
By Editor Emeritus Derek “Lazer” Tagliarino
In response to the findings of an intense, multi-year investigation of an alleged “bounty program,” disciplinary committee manager Georgine “Mulva” Paulin has levied one of the harshest punishments in the history of BTSH on captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens and the Denim Demons. Effective immediately, Rubens has been suspended for one year from all league-related activities. In addition, Paulin has suspended former Demons defensive coordinator Abby “Tayne” Meisterman (now with the Dark Rainbows) for her involvement in the “crush for cash” scandal. As a team, the Demons have been fined $500 and will have its roster frozen until next offseason. Team veteran Dave Shyu has taken over as interim captain.
2011 Media Awards
Tuesday, November 1st, 2011Not The Best Duo
On Sunday evening, the media had the distinct honor and pleasure to present their fifth annual Media Awards to some of BTSH’s outstanding players. The winners are listed below:
BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion
Denis Miciletto (La Famiglia)
Best Goals Against Average
Dutin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (Corlears Hookers)
Biggest Face
Corey “Chongo” Winters (What The Puck)
Best Duo
Derek Tagliarino & Eli Kazin (Mathematics)
Most Underrated Female
Jenna Cruff (Happy Little Elves)
Most Underrated Male
Tom (Gut Rot)
The Stacy S. Kehoe Award For Toughness & Grace
Stacy S. Kehoe (Rehabs)
The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
Luisa Mirarchi (Dark Rainbows)
The Fifth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Patrick “Sven” Larsen (Poutine Machine)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
Courtney (Unicorns)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
Mike Haas (Poutine Machine)
Media Award Nominations
Monday, October 24th, 2011Is This BTSH’s Biggest Face?
This Sunday, BTSH will once again hold its annual year-end extravaganza. Festivities will be held at Parkside Lounge following the conclusion of the championship game. This season, in addition to presenting several prestigious awards, the media will proudly host this distinguished event. To build your anticipation, here are this season’s media awards and nominees:
The Award For The Regular Season Scoring Champion
- Denis Miciletto (La Famiglia)
The Award For Best Goals Against Average
- Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (Corlears Hookers)
Biggest Face
- Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair (Happy Little Elves)
- Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Butchers)
- Joe Polowczuk (Unicorns)
- Corey “Chongo” Winters (What The Puck)
Best Duo
- Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves) & Matt Workman (Filthy Gorgeous)
- Denis Miciletto & Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (La Famiglia)
- Derek Tagliarino & Eli Kazin (Mathematics)
- Mike Smith & The Anonymous Mathematics General Manager (Mathematics)
Most Underrated Female
- Jenna Cruff (Happy Little Elves)
- Chelsea Hicks (Poutine Machine)
- Libby Lewis (Corlears Hookers)
- Ashley Singer (Fresh Kills)
Most Underrated Male
- Tom (Gut Rot)
- Lawrence Goldstein (LBS, Inc.)
- Kevin MacDonald (Poutine Machine)
- Cory Watkinson (Sky Fighters)
The Stacy S. Kehoe Award For Toughness & Grace
- Tiffany Hagge (Corlears Hookers)
- Katie Hasty (Mega Touch)
- Stacy S. Kehoe (Rehabs)
- Lilly Preston (Mathematics)
The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
- Peter Lang (Cobra Kai)
- Luisa Mirarchi (Dark Rainbows)
- Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (Gouging Anklebiters)
- Jesse Scolaro (Corlears Hookers)
The Fifth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
- Dan Hopper (Sky Fighters)
- David Ladanyi (La Famiglia)
- Patrick “Sven” Larsen (Poutine Machine)
- David Sokolyansky (Fresh Kills)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
- Heather (Gut Rot)
- Michelle Bressler (Tompkins Square Riots)
- Courtney (Unicorns)
- Diane Johnston (La Famiglia)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
- Mike Haas (Poutine Machine)
- Nick Hobbs (Fresh Kills)
- Dan “D.O.” Owens (Filthy Gorgeous)
- Danny Polinsky (Denim Demons)
