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Rain, Rain, Go Away!
Thursday, March 22nd, 2012
Due to rain fears, Commissioner Adriano “It’s Always Sunny in Staten Island” Bratta has elected to push gametimes back by an hour on Sunday. Revised schedule appears below.
| March 25 | (Revised Game Times ) | |
| 1:00 PM | East | Happy Little Elves at Corlears Hookers |
| 1:00 PM | West | Rehabs at La Famiglia |
| 2:00 PM | East | Sky Fighters at LBS, Inc. |
| 2:00 PM | West | What The Puck at Fresh Kills |
| 3:00 PM | East | Filthy Gorgeous at Denim Demons |
| 3:00 PM | West | Gouging Anklebiters at Unicorns |
| 4:30 PM | East | Mega Touch at Mathematics |
| 4:30 PM | West | Tompkins Square Riots at Gut Rot |
| 5:30 PM | East | Poutine Machine at Cobra Kai |
| 5:30 PM | West | Butchers at Dark Rainbows |
Game On This Sunday!
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012
Are you a BTSHer who can’t wait for the season to get started? A free agent looking to get picked up by a team? A twisted sexual predator who’s particular fetish is pasty white legs and heavy breathing?
Then Tompkins Square Park is the place for you this Sunday. Come down from 12 pm – 6 pm as the league hosts its annual open scrimmage, a chance for experienced players to shake off the winter rust and new players to find out what the league is all about. Open scrimmage is generally a party atmosphere but there are a few things to remember:
1) GO TO THE REGISTRATION LINK ON THIS SITE AND REGISTER TO PLAY
2) IF YOU ARE A FREE AGENT PLEASE WEAR A RED SHIRT (SO CAPTAINS WILL KNOW THAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A TEAM)
3) IF YOU ARE A RETURNING PLAYER PLEASE BRING BOTH A LIGHT AND DARK SHIRT
4) GREY DOES NOT COUNT AS LIGHT OR DARK, MORONS.
5) WE TEND TO HAVE A LOT OF PLAYERS AT OPEN SCRIMMAGE SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR SHIFTS A REASONABLE LENGTH.
6) WE ARE GUESTS AT THE PARK. RESPECT THE COMMUNITY AND PICK UP YOUR TRASH.
Scrimmage is for everyone so feel free to participate no matter what your skill level is. This year more than others there are a lot of BTSH teams looking for new players so if you are a free agent make sure you talk to as many people as possible.
Wondering where to go on Sunday?
TOMPKINS SQUARE PARK / google map
on the corner of EAST 10TH STREET and AVENUE A. take the M14A bus to the 8th St/St.Marks stop, or the L-TRAIN to 1st AVE. also close to the 6-TRAIN ASTOR PLACE stop, N/R 8TH ST. stop.
See you on the courts
Full Schedule Released!
Sunday, March 4th, 2012Larry Zimmer Appreciation Day Is Scheduled For September 16
We are proud to announce that the full 2012 BTSH schedule has now been posted. Under the 2012 Schedule tab, you can now find every single game of the upcoming season, including its time and location.
Some highlights of the 2012 season include the following:
- Fresh Kills and What The Puck square off in the traditional Opening Day title game rematch
- Mega Touch opens the season with five consecutive road games, due to offseason renovations of the team’s home arena, the East Village Fairgrounds. Mega Touch co-captain Julie Katz blames architect Joe Polowczuk for the delay. The team’s home opener will be on May 6 against the Corlears Hookers.
- May 20 is officially “Rivalry Day,” as every BTSH team will face its most hated rival. Matchups include the Happy Little Elves vs. Cobra Kai for possession of the Barnacle Bowl, the Tompkins Square Riots vs. Fresh Kills, and the Butchers vs. Gut Rot.
- Hockey Night in Tompkins returns with another fantastic slate of national and regional telecasts, including Filthy Gorgeous vs. Happy Little Elves on April 15, La Famiglia vs. Sky Fighters on June 10, Poutine Machine vs. Corlears Hookers on July 22, and Gut Rot vs. Gouging Anklebiters on September 9.
- All three Fairy Tale Cup games are scheduled for consecutive weeks on July 15, 22, and 29. Additionally, the Dark Rainbows and Unicorns will play a non-Fairy Tale Cup game as part of Rivalry Day.
- The Denim Demons and Fresh Kills play a home and home series on back to back weeks: July 8 and 15
- Once again, a tentative rain date has been added on September 23 in the likely event that earlier games will be canceled due to “rain fears.”
- Much like every other team in the league, the Rehabs will play a full 18-game schedule, consisting of nine home and nine road games.
Opening Day Schedule Released!
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012Filthy Can’t Believe They’re In The Bratta Division
Opening Day 2012 is less than a month away, and as a special treat for the #BTSHUniverse, we are proud to unveil a new and improved set of conference and division names. As per an executive decision by Rich Glanzer, the former Weyersberg and Schumacher conferences will now be known as the Tagliarino and Kazin conferences, respectively. In addition, the former Rubens, Hackett, Donohue, and MacNeil divisions have been renamed to Bratta, Brown, Larsen, and Glanzer divisions.
As expected, there have already been several mixed reactions to these name changes. Mega Touch co-captain Eric Devlin wondered, “Wait, why is it called the Glanzer Division? People were really clamoring for these name changes, huh?” Poutine Machine foreigner Jo-Ann Provencher seemed confused, asking, “What ‘appen to ze ‘ackett Division?” League spark plug and occasional frequent heel, Luisa Mirarchi, strongly supports the new names. She exclaimed, “I love these names, man! I know all of the people they’re named after!”
Full Schedule Released!
Tuesday, March 1st, 2011Jesse and Chongo are Primed for June 26
We are proud to announce that the full 2011 BTSH schedule has now been posted. Under the 2011 Schedule tab, you can now find every single game of the upcoming season, including its time and location.
Some highlights of the 2011 season include the following:
- The Happy Little Elves and Corlears Hookers square off in the traditional Opening Day title game rematch, as well as an additional game on June 19
- Following their epic win in the 2010 playoffs, Gut Rot looks to upset What The Puck once again on April 3
- There are not one, but two, Demons vs. Rehabs games (April 17 and June 12)
- The Saturday Pub Crawl returns on May 21
- All three Fairy Tale Cup games are slated for consecutive weeks on June 12, 19, and 26
- The Butchers and Tompkins Square Riots play a home and home series on July 10 and 17
- In response to “rain fears,” a tentative rain date has been added on September 25
