Archive for the ‘Threatening Letters’ Category
BitchyLeaks Strikes Again
Wednesday, April 12th, 2017We received the attached image in an e-mail with no explanation. We assume it relates to the Word Salad Communiqué.
HiFi? More like WHYfi
Wednesday, April 5th, 2017Editor’s note: we received the following Request For Proposals through our normal surreptitious channels. It contains one of the best Rich Glanzer impersonations we’ve received so far. As is customary with Fake Rich Glanzer Articles (FRGAs), we have not edited the text, to help preserve its similarity to a real one.
Basement-Dwelling Geeks Pilfer Cup, Threaten BTSH Champions
Saturday, April 1st, 2017Note from the Unpaid Editor: An entity calling itself Anonymous addressed the following message to the Rogue Media through our spokesman, Dr. Banjo Kazooie (capncaveman99 at gmail.com). The transmitting account called itself “BTSH Leaks” (which we will be henceforth referring to as BitchyLeaks), using an e-mail address containing a transparent attempt to frame a prominent and frequently controversial cross-fit proponent. (Full disclosure: said cross-fit proponent is currently under investigation for other crimes; however, our unpaid forensic team has evidence of his innocence in this matter.) After some deliberation over what to do with this message, which was quickly termed The Word Salad Communiqué, we have decided to run it in its entirety, unedited, and let the public decide. We will release further details as they emerge.
(Also, this is not an April Fool’s Day joke. The e-mail arrived on March 31.)
