Cobra Kai 2012 Update
The hockey gods giveth and the hockey gods taketh away.
In disappointing news for the Dojo, team doctors inform us that star player Rem “Orange Crush” Garavito will miss the first few weeks of the season with a knee injury. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Rem. And remember, you can still drink beer with a torn meniscus (the ORG speaks from experience).
When the stars go down, other team members have to step up. And Meredith Sladek has decided that there just aren’t enough co-captains named Meredith in the league. She’s formed a ruling triumvarate with Will Kuhns and Greg Altman in order to inflict even harsher discipline on her (until now) unsuspecting teammates). As Will told the ORG “Her default is happy Bohemian, but she also draws pictures of eviscerated Penguins, which suits our villian-ish guise.” The ORG congratulates Sladek on her new position and looks forward to seeing her practice her drawing skills by sending personalized notes to Tim Brown, Stacy Kehoe and the rest of the Crosby lovers throughout the league.