Franchise Four: Filthy Gorgeous/Filthier
We started this process in August of 2015. At the time Filthier had not won the championship. Since this was Filthier’s first season, we joined them together with FG.
Monica:
A BTSH legend and HOFer. Once arm-wrestled Stacy K. to see who is the most fun at the bar. OK, that never happened but it should have. Though no offense Monica, you would have lost. Still, a winner in life. Mostly because she used to Watch Smackdown!
James and Suvin:
The best line in BTSH history and I don’t really think there is a close second. They know where each other will be, their passes are always on the others tape and if you ever sit on the same bench with them they finish each other’s sentences. It’s actually kinda creepy.
Dan Owens:
Dan was the goalie for many years on FG. He showed up every week, and you knew you were going to get a good game out of him. Eventually Dan left, because he they kept losing to the Hookers and the Hookers are jerks. Or because he and Caroline got married and moved to D.C. for work. But pretty sure it was the Hookers.
Honorable Mentions:
Sunny Mehra:
Sunny is often overshadowed by James and Suvin, even though he is consistently among Filthy’s scoring leaders. Although his quiet demeanor has kept him out of the BTSH spotlight, Denis and Jenna still thought he was good enough to make Filthier’s roster.
The V-Necks!:
I mean, look at them!