Lazer & the Bluenoser Make It Official
The ORG would be remiss in not extending our heartiest congratulations to Derek “Lazer” Tagliarino and Michelle “Chowda” Doucet on their recent engagement.
While Larry Zimmerman is pissed that Derek didn’t ask for his blessing, the rest of the league seems very happy for them. Michelle’s insistence that she will wear a WTP orange colored wedding dress at the upcoming nuptials may assuage some of the Zimm’s hurt feelings. Meanwhile, Rich Glanzer’s offer to perform the ceremony because “I’m not only a Captain but the greatest Captain in BTSH history” has been gently rebuffed.
No word on a date yet but Michelle has told us that it needs to be “sometime after the end of hockey season and my touring company’s all female production of JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT wraps up.”
Congrats again to the happy couple.
I still don’t know what she sees in him other than his ability to grow interesting facial hair (yes, I’m jealous), but congrats nonetheless. I do hope that Derek and Eli bust out a Math cheer at least once during the reception though.
We’re barking.