Media Award Nominations
Is This BTSH’s Biggest Face?
This Sunday, BTSH will once again hold its annual year-end extravaganza. Festivities will be held at Parkside Lounge following the conclusion of the championship game. This season, in addition to presenting several prestigious awards, the media will proudly host this distinguished event. To build your anticipation, here are this season’s media awards and nominees:
The Award For The Regular Season Scoring Champion
- Denis Miciletto (La Famiglia)
The Award For Best Goals Against Average
- Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (Corlears Hookers)
Biggest Face
- Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair (Happy Little Elves)
- Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Butchers)
- Joe Polowczuk (Unicorns)
- Corey “Chongo” Winters (What The Puck)
Best Duo
- Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves) & Matt Workman (Filthy Gorgeous)
- Denis Miciletto & Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (La Famiglia)
- Derek Tagliarino & Eli Kazin (Mathematics)
- Mike Smith & The Anonymous Mathematics General Manager (Mathematics)
Most Underrated Female
- Jenna Cruff (Happy Little Elves)
- Chelsea Hicks (Poutine Machine)
- Libby Lewis (Corlears Hookers)
- Ashley Singer (Fresh Kills)
Most Underrated Male
- Tom (Gut Rot)
- Lawrence Goldstein (LBS, Inc.)
- Kevin MacDonald (Poutine Machine)
- Cory Watkinson (Sky Fighters)
The Stacy S. Kehoe Award For Toughness & Grace
- Tiffany Hagge (Corlears Hookers)
- Katie Hasty (Mega Touch)
- Stacy S. Kehoe (Rehabs)
- Lilly Preston (Mathematics)
The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
- Peter Lang (Cobra Kai)
- Luisa Mirarchi (Dark Rainbows)
- Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (Gouging Anklebiters)
- Jesse Scolaro (Corlears Hookers)
The Fifth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
- Dan Hopper (Sky Fighters)
- David Ladanyi (La Famiglia)
- Patrick “Sven” Larsen (Poutine Machine)
- David Sokolyansky (Fresh Kills)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
- Heather (Gut Rot)
- Michelle Bressler (Tompkins Square Riots)
- Courtney (Unicorns)
- Diane Johnston (La Famiglia)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
- Mike Haas (Poutine Machine)
- Nick Hobbs (Fresh Kills)
- Dan “D.O.” Owens (Filthy Gorgeous)
- Danny Polinsky (Denim Demons)
Tags: 2011 Season, Awards, Happy Little Elves
It’s as if Danny was thrown in at the last possible second so that the Demons would have somebody represented…
Aw, I think you’re just mad because we didn’t get voted “Best Duo,” Adam!
What’s with all the TBD vs. TBD on the schedule for Sunday so far? Yet Mathematics already has the first game on the schedule. I call collusion and graft!!! This needs to be rectified immediately. I need to plan my street hockey and drinking accordingly, plus pick out a nice outfit to cheer/jeer the teams in the finals.
It is nice to see Cory Watkinson finally getting the recognition he deserves.
Is this the one and same Cory Watkinson, famous ice hockey goaltender in the Mid-Atlantic states back in the day? Younger brother of soft-handed, sharpshooting center-iceman Ryan Watkinson, who converted a pass or two fed to him by ZackTinky back in the day before yesterday? Cory is now skating out, no longer between the pipes?
A little research indicates that it probably is the same Cory, as this one is from Rockville. Small world, eh?
He’s doing great as a forward, by the way, averaging one goal per game (that’s through one game).