Media Awards And Nominations
Bob W Will Be There, Will You?
For the second straight season, the media (and some special surprise guests!) will proudly present several prestigious awards this Sunday at the BTSH season-end party. To build your anticipation, here are this season’s media awards and nominees:
Most Exciting Player
Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (Sky Fighters)
“Hollywood” Jeff Lesser (Fresh Kills)
Andy Pratt (Mathematics)
Matt “Minkus” Spedelari (Tuques)
Best Duo
Jason Eitel & Josh Sadlier-Brown (Corlears Hookers)
John Nielsen & P.T. Walkley (Dark Rainbows)
Jason “Cheek” Cheek & Tim “(S)crappy” Gray (Mighty Squirrels)
Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka & Robert Kucera (Sky Fighters)
Most Underrated Female
Gabby Carson (Denim Demons)
Amy Farley (What The Puck)
Lindsey Foehrenbach (Dark Rainbows)
Courtney McBride (Happy Little Elves)
Most Underrated Male
Nelson (Unicorns)
Matt Novick (Filthy Gorgeous)
Bradley Schmidt (Mathematics)
Peter Wilson (Tuques)
The Stacy Kehoe Award For Toughness And Grace
Caroline Currie (Fresh Kills)
Rachel “A-Korn” Greene (Mighy Squirrels)
Amy Kovner (Gouging Anklebiters)
Sascha Puritz (LBS, Inc.)
The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation
Greg “Lysol” Altman (Cobra Kai)
Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (Gouging Anklebiters)
Albert “Al” Huang (Corlears Hookers)
“The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (LBS, Inc.)
The Second Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence
Eric Devlin (Bad Touch)
James Pereira (Filthy Gorgeous)
Enayet “Retail” Rasul (Cobra Kai)
Bryan “Stork” Welch (Rehabs)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)
Sarah Coombs (Mathematics)
Marie Marberg (Mighty Squirrels)
Abigail Meisterman (Denim Demons)
Shoshana Rudnick (Happy Little Elves)
The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)
Ben Chadwick (Happy Little Elves)
Rob “Mungo” Gorden (Mighty Squirrels)
Randy Locklair (Mexican Standoff)
Peter “Geech” Prohaska (Gouging Anklebiters)
In addition, the media will honor two league members with the following presentations:
The Award For The Regular Season Scoring Champion
The Media Award For Lifetime Achievement
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“The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)”
But what does it all mean? 😛
Can you please show Sheuy that I’m not one of the top 4 agitators in the league! My Mom would be so proud.
Also, do I need to give a speech for the Regular Season Scoring Champion trophy? I mean he couldn’t have won it without us giving up 5 goals to him.
BTW, in all seriousness…I dont know what the Flounder award is, but as long as its good my vote goes for Shoshanna. I’ve been playing hockey for 18 years and there’s no better teammate than her.
Derek and Eli! Tell us about the Flounder, do!
No goalie awards this season????
that’s f_ing colder than Autumn!
or is that the flounder award?
Keep in mind, these aren’t the only awards being given out on Sunday; they are just the only awards that we the media will present. Bow W, Craig, and Jeremy Schumacher will all have a few awards as well.
hey i’m nominated for something. neat.
first off, yeah, there are going to be A LOT of awards in addition to the “media awards.”
secondly, no matter how many times i ask parkside, they insist on listing any btsh event as “hockey bob.” that sounds like some kind of haircut, perhaps short & straight across in the front, short and rounded on the sides and a mullet in the back?
“hockey bob” makes the usually irritating handle “olmec” seem acceptable. (note: “SEEM” acceptable… if you’re reading, ace & gary.)