Who will be the All-Star Goalies?
July 9th, 2014
Who will be the four goalies to represent BTSH in the 2013 All-Star Game?
Only The Authority knows…or do we???
Week 11 Preview: Part II
July 8th, 2014Week 11 previews Part 2 is up.
Black Rob insists you stop what you are doing and read all the previews.
The 2013 All-Star Game Is Less Than Two Weeks Away!
July 7th, 2014
The NHL canceled their 2013 All-Star Game, but we just postponed ours until this year.
Important news everyone! The 2013 All-Star Game is set for Sunday July 20th at 6:30 PM, and will feature all of your favorite BTSH players from teams such as Fresh Kills, Cobra Kai, Poutine Machine, and even the Sky Fighters!
The format has varied in the past, and the most recent version, conference versus conference, is rather bland, so we figured we’d tweak it once again this year. While you all might have loved to have seen Derek and myself line up against each other to lead squads for our respectively named conferences, we thought it would be better if we teamed up instead.
So this year, it’s Faces versus Heels. Derek and I will captain the Face team, while Richie and the recently retired $h0wT!m3 will captain the Heel team. Stay tuned for more details!
Week 11 Preview: Part I
July 6th, 2014GOTW: Rehabs at Filthy Gorgeous (by Richie)
After Filthy’s domination against the Tuques and their social media campaign to get James P. the first star…of course we are making them Game of the Week.
Week 10 Box Scores
July 1st, 2014These Scores Are All Totally Authentic
T.I. isn’t ghostwriting out stuff…although we could use some extra help.
Corlears Hookers 7, LBS, Inc. 2
Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer 2 (2), Jason Eitel 2 (2), Tiffany Hagge (1), Gavin Kearney (4), Sarah Newnam (1)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (5), Luke Sellick (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (5)
Cobra Kai 2, Gut Rot 0
Cobra Kai: Dave Cicirelli (2), Peter Gallina (6)
Shutout: Peter Lang (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, La Familgia 2
Maybe if James would have scored five he would have gotten first star over Luisa.
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (6)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (via Rehabs)
Game Notes: James P. also got injured before the game, bandaged himself up without any help from Creamy, played the whole game without missing a shift, proved that Oswald acted alone, fed that giant hawk that pops up on the fence at the 5:30 game and helped two old ladies cross 10th Avenue. However Luisa still had a better day which is why she got the first star.
Mathematics 5, Gremlins 2
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2 (4), Brad Schmidt 2 (5), Amy Anderla (1)
Gremlins: Andrew (1), Erich Graham (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency)
Butchers 1, Poutine Machine 0
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (9)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Denim Demons 4, Fresh Kills 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (6), Lee Reiners (4), Adam Rubens (6), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard (13)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (3)
Dark Rainbows 2, Rehabs 0
Dark Rainbows: Aaron Friedman (1), Sean Reynolds (6)
Shutout: Amriel Kissner (still via free agency)
Happy Little Elves 4, Sky Fighters 3 (OT)
Happy Little Elves: Luisa Mirarchi 2 (4), Gil Valdes (9), Mike Valdes (8)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (5), Melanie Chmielowiec (1), Stephanie Cooper (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (7)
Mega Touch 2, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Mega Touch: Alex Eben Meyer (4), Julie Katz (3)
Shutout: Mike Tuckman (2)
Gouging Anklebiters 7, What The Puck 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (6), Sarah Moore 2 (4), Shelley Maasdorp (4), Joe Polowczuk (4), Peter Prohaska (4)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (2)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (6)
