Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous
March 24th, 2009Oh, That’s Filthy!
Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 12-4-1 (4th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Going from ashy to classy.”
Key Additions: Joe Essock (Free Agent), Lindsay Nevins (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon
Season Preview: Sky Fighters
March 23rd, 2009The Sky Fighters Future Is So Bright…
Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-6 (7th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “We’re more than just Martin.”
Key Additions: Trace Della Torre, Viliam Pala, David Cernan, Greg Infanti (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: “About 7 girls who came to the first game and stopped showing up even though they paid their $50”
Season Preview: Mega Touch (formerly Bad Touch)
March 23rd, 2009That’s Some Mega Logo
Color: Gray/Red
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 1-15-1 (18th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in first round
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Good enough not to be called ‘Bad’.”
Key Additions: Molly Brown, Kristen Echemendia, Katie Hasty, Brett Oppedisano, Andy Robertson, Ben Rosenthal, Nadya Salcedo, Rabi Whitaker (all free agents)
Key Losses: Bethany Cocco, Amy Krawczyk, Elizabeth Moy, Christopher Neal
Season Preview: What The Puck
March 22nd, 2009Larry Is Big Brother
Color: Orange
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 13-3-0-1 (1st place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Yes, we have work visas.”
Key Additions: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (Cobra Kai), Sal Malguarnera (Rehabs)
Key Losses: Jen Hale, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri? (Retirement)
Season Preview: Cobra Kai
March 21st, 2009Lysol Has His Hands Full
Color: Camouflage
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 5-10-1-1 (14th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in first round
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Fear does not exist on this team.”
Key Additions: Tom Chirico, Margaret Duggan, Tim Kirkby and Joe Smith (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (What The Puck), Peter “Ski” Oblamski
