Season Preview: Tuques
March 20th, 2009The Tuques Are In A Class By Themselves
Color: Yellow/Red
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 8-9 (12th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in first round
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Tuques hockey.”
Key Additions: Diane Johnston, Shafiq Perry, and Rachel Winstone (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Sarah Moore (Gouging Anklebiters)
Season Preview: Mighty Squirrels
March 20th, 2009Sven’s Expecting A Flood
Color: Brown
Year Founded: 2005
2008 Regular Season Finish: 7-7-3 (11th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “How do you like deez nuts?”
Key Additions: Emily Allen, Ian Driscoll, Lauren Greene (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Z.Y. Kesselman, Tommy Mayoros
Season Preview: Mathematics
March 19th, 2009Bow Down To Lord Jeff
Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 6-11 (13th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Filthy Gorgeous in first round
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Can’t Wait!”
Key Additions: Joe Boshko (Free Agent), Jim Nolan (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Sarah Coombs (Pregnancy), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (Graduate School)
Season Preview: Gouging Anklebiters
March 19th, 2009Drinking You Under The Table Since 2001
Color: Dark Blue
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 4-13 (15th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Bad Touch in play-in game
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “That foot is us!”
Key Additions: Erik Johnson (Free Agent), Sarah Moore (Tuques), Nestor Nonato
Key Losses: None
Season Preview: Corlears Hookers
March 18th, 2009Hookers Go With Softer Image In 2009
Color: Purple/White
Year Founded: 2007
2008 Regular Season Finish: 13-4 (3rd place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in championship game
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “This is Dutch’s team.”
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Chris Beauvois
