Season Preview: Mathematics
April 6th, 2008Oh my God! Laura MacNeil!
Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2006
2007 Regular Season Finish: 7-10-0-1 (11th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Pork Fried Rice in first round
Key Additions: Gungsadawn “Gunner” Katatikarn (Sabbatical), Elaina Loizou (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Noam Dolgin (Land of Make Believe)
Fan Base: Danica McKellar
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
April 6th, 2008Good night, sweet prince.
Aaron “Coach” Pagdon of Denim Demons submits the following poem regarding his team’s “loss” of Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette:
An ignominious end to an otherwise glorious career.
The Demons have lost their Claude Lapointe……their Richard Park…..
Mexican Standoff?
I tell you, when I retire, it will be with a contender…..oh, wait…that’s us this year….
Do not go gently into that good night, Ellery.
And if ever we meet again on asphalt….I won’t hesitate to play the body.
Good night, sweet prince.
Season Preview: Sky Fighters
April 6th, 2008A. Lott Drinks A Lot
Color: Various shades of blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2007 Regular Season Finish: 1-16 (18th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Unicorns in first round
Key Additions: James Stein (Filthy Gorgeous)
Key Losses: J.R. Spiegel (the club scene)
Fan Base: Czechoslovakia
Season Preview: Cobra Kai
April 5th, 2008Volanto’s Heroes
Color: Camoflauge
Year Founded: 2006
2007 Regular Season Finish: 5-12 (17th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Gouging Anklebiters in play-in game
Key Additions: Paul “P.J.” Lopez (Pork Fried Rice), Adriano Bratta (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Alex “No Gimmicks Needed” Nicoloff (Ice Hockey), Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (?), Leah “Vick-ahs” Vickers (Mexican Standoff), Mary Pratt (Mexican Standoff)
Fan Base: The 1980s
Season Preview: Denim Demons
April 5th, 2008That’s it, Naitch. You’re out of here.
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (5th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
Key Losses: Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (Mexican Standoff), Lindsey Serrano (retirement)
Key Additions: The subtraction of Gillette
Fan Base: Minimal
