Season Preview: Pork Fried Rice
April 5th, 2008Ant Already Read This Post
Color: Burgundy
Year Founded: 2005
2007 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-1 (6th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in quarterfinals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Steve Babcock, Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett, Eileen Barrett, Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett, Christina Blanco, Caley Boyd, Sean Donnelly, Holly Dice, Nicole Fazio, Natasha Foy, Chris Grunke, Tim Hannon, Eric Healey, Fayth Henley, Keith Koeferl, Julie Lauer, Paul “P.J.” Lopez, John Mack, Caroline Miller, Gina Montefeltri, Denis Monty, Jenny Petersen, Mike Taylor, Laura Traynham, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri, Matt Ventolieri, Lea Westort, Mike Westort (who are all these people?)
Fan Base: Janica “Tussin” Lee
Season Preview: Unicorns
April 4th, 2008I Preferred The Map Of Russia Episode
Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2007 Regular Season Finish: 12-3-2-1 (2nd place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
Key Additions: Jill (Tuques)
Key Losses: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Rehabs), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (Rehabs)
Fan Base: Brazil
Season Preview: Mighty Squirrels
April 4th, 2008Come On Man, I’m Not Italian
Color: Brown/Orange
Year Founded: 2005
2007 Regular Season Finish: 4-13-0-3 (14th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in first round
Key Additions: Cole Jr., ZY Jr., Charles Jr. They will be redshirted until 2025, but will join head cheerleader Jason “Cheek” Cheek on the sideline.
Key Losses: Kyle Fogden (Canada)
Fan Base: Laura the Bartender
Season Preview: The Bad Touch
April 3rd, 2008
Season Preview: Tuques
April 3rd, 2008No Matt, No Spedeleri, Just Minkus
Color: Yellow/Red
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 7-10 (13th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in first round
Key Additions: Christine Zalocha (Sabbatical)
Key Losses: Jill (Unicorns), Janica “Tussin” Lee (Bad Touch)
Fan Base: Hazzard County and the rest of the six county area
