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GAMES SUNDAY JUNE 3, 2007!

note: the FIRST team listed is the HOME team, and C1 is the NORTH court, C2
is the SOUTH court (i might have mistakenly reversed this at one point, but
this is the correct designation).

03-Jun-2007
3pm C1 Fresh Kills vs. C.Hookers
3pm C2 Rehabs vs. Sky Fighters
4pm C1 Lbs vs. Dark Rainbows
4pm C2 WTP vs. Mighty Squirrels
5pm C1 PFR vs. Bad Touch
5pm C2 Tuques vs. Unicorns
3pm M Denim Demons vs. Cobra Kai
4pm M Mathmatics vs. Mexican Standoff
5pm M Filthy Gorgeous vs. G.Anklebiters
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GOGGLES!

there are still goggles left, AND i can reorder goggles, so just let me know
if you want a pair, either by email or just see me in person.
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BALLS!

we ordered 100 new mylec balls that haven’t arrived, and in addition to
having westside “bust my balls” about it all week – “yeah, sorry to say but
your BALLS are stuck in the mail! heh heh heh! hopefully they’re honor the
‘handle with care’ sticker on the box – i’d hate to see your BALLS get
mishandled! heh heh heh!” wonderfu – we need to deal with the temporary
shortage.

what this means to YOU is be conservative with the orange balls – chase up
any that go astray! we should be up to our necks in balls next week, but
this week, not so much.
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METAL NETS!

yes! the parks dept. said ok to our plan to store metal goal frames at
corlears! gary of mighty squirrels is working on building them for us!
whoooooooo!
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ARE YOU ON A ROSTER?

be aware – spot roster checks will start to occur this sunday. you can’t
play unless you are on a roster and have submitted a registration/waiver. if
a team is found to be playing an unregistered or unrostered player…
forfeit.
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WOMENS ISSUES MEETING

on wednesday june 6, 2007 at parkside lounge (attorney/houston) from
6:30-7:40pm we will have an open meeting to discuss a range of womens issues
in respect to btsh. anyone with anything to contribute is welcome to attend,
but PLEASE reserve in advance with me – just send me an email to state that
you’re interested in attending. thanks!
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PARTYS!

we’re planning a rinkside party at the games on june 24 at corlears and a
party at parkside lounge on july 28.

we CAN have either bands or djs or both for the parkside party. get in touch
with me if you’re interested in that.
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thanks!
[bobw]

THIS SUNDAY

20-MAY-2007
3pm C1 Mathmatics vs. Denim Demons
3pm C2 Cobra Kai vs. Unicorns
4pm C1 G.Anklebiters vs. Mexican Standoff
4pm C2 Tuques vs. C.Hookers
5pm C1 Filthy Gorgeous vs. Mighty Squirrels
5pm C2 Fresh Kills vs. Bad Touch
3pm M Sky Fighters vs. PFR
4pm M Dark Rainbows vs. WTP
5pm M Lbs vs. Rehabs
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LOST AND FOUND

these items were all FOUND at corlears:

2 pairs of sunglasses
1 pair of small black flip flops
1 pair of small red gloves
1 grey thermal top
1 blue nalgene bottle

this item was LOST:

1 white shirt with juventus logo on the left and nike swoosh symbol on the right, along with “juventus” written on the left arm. if anyone has found it, please contact me at bjeramos [at] gmail [dot] com.

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POSTINGS

from christina-cobra kai

I’m looking for a roommate starting this summer (May 15-July 31 move-in is fine). My roommate moved out to get married and I want to renew my lease through next July 31. It’s a 2 bedroom apartment in Weehawken. $800/month plus utilities (about $60 per month per person). Really nice apartment. Safe neighborhood, good landlord. 24-hour transportation to Manhattan by bus and van (15-30 minutes depending on traffic). for more info: cdverigan [at] yahoo [dot] com
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[bw]

BTSH WEEKLY RECAP – WEEK 4
by Eli Kazin

The Games

TIM AND ROB NEED TO START LOOKING FOR NEW JOBS. With the goalie platoon of Tim Gray and Rob Gorden unavailable, Dustin D’Addato stepped in and recorded the shutout, leading the Mighty Squirrels to their first victory of the season, 2-0 against Mexican Standoff. Eric Cole scored the game winning goal in the first half, and Arthur Revechkis added an insurance goal in the second half.

HE’S GONE FROM ASHY TO CLASSY. Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon scored the game winning goal on a shot that teammates described as a “f—ing sweet.” James Pereira and Suvin Malik added goals for Filthy Gorgeous, who defeated LBS 3-1 for their first victory of the season.

ELLERY CLAIMS HE SCORED TWO GOALS. Libby Lewis scored two goals, including the game winner, and Chris Beauvois registered his first shutout of the season as the Corlears Hookers remained undefeated with a 4-0 victory against the Denim Demons.

THE SAUSAGE PARTY WAS A BAD IDEA. What The Puck doubled up a female-less Pork Fried Rice in their championship game rematch by a 4-2 score. Tom MacDonald scored two goals, including the game winner, and Mike Woodsworth and Darrell Hartman each added one goal for the defending champions, who were paced by solid defense from Amy Farley and Susanna Tenney.

J.P. CHAPUT WOULD RATHER NOT PARTICIPATE IN A SHOOTOUT. J.P. Chaput scored the winning goal with less than one minute remaining in overtime to lead the Rehabs past the Bad Touch, 1-0. Anthony Romeo made 13 saves for the shutout, and was assisted on defense by six blocked shots from Gina Hackett, who dedicated her performance to Unicorns goalie Craig Lacombe.

FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO. Alex Nicoloff scored the game winning goal midway through the second half, and Brian Morrison added a goal as Cobra Kai equaled their win total from the 2006 season with a 2-1 victory against the Tuques.

WHERE WERE THEY IN THE FIRST HALF? Chris Eng scored two goals, including the game winner, and Aaron Coles, Aaron Mullan, and Ted Kilcommons also added goals as the Unicorns scored five times in the second half to defeat the Gouging Anklebiters, 5-1. Charles DeFranco scored the lone goal for the Gouging Anklebiters.

IT WAS THE SMELL THAT KEPT THEM GROUNDED. Fresh Kills brought the Sky Fighters back to earth with a 4-2 win, as Dave Gil de Rubio got the win in the first game of his goaltending doubleheader.

MAYBE THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE HECKLED HIM. Despite fifty minute efforts from Georgine Paulin and Sheena Otto, and the fill-in goaltending of Dave Gil de Rubio, who was heckled from the bleachers by his Fresh Kills teammates, the Dark Rainbows defeated the Mathematics, 6-5.

Nickname Nook With Derek Tagliarino
These people will now be known as the following:
Brendan Kearney of Corlears Hookers is now Dutch.
Corey Winters of What The Puck is now Chongo…and here are some words that rhyme with Chongo: mongo, bongo, Belgian Congo, Roberto Luongo.

Power Play/Offsides
Power Play:
– Mexican Standoff’s food tent. In honor of their game with the Mighty Squirrels, Mexican Standoff broke out the fajita bar and a flip-cup tournament. The menu included flour tortillas, chicken, beef, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, and a delicious homemade salsa. The big winner in the flip-cup tournament was Jason Rosenstock, who had to perform double duty and fill two spots on his side of the table.
– Craig Lacombe’s Pee-wee Herman impression. For those who remained at the Johnson’s late enough, Craig Lacombe put on a brief, but solid, impersonation of Pee-wee Herman’s Big Shoe Dance from Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. When “Tequila” by The Champs was cued up, Craig made his way onto the bar…and somewhere, Paul Reubens was smiling.

Offsides:
– Nothing strong here, just an assortment of brief items…Patrick Larsen of the Mighty Squirrels was tossed from a shift for giving a reach-around to an opponent, Mauricio Rojas of the Corlears Hookers was tossed from two shifts for physical play, Peter “Geech” Prohaska of the Gouging Anklebiters cutting his trademark curly locks, and the Mathematics had more attendance issues.

Next Week
May 13th, 2007
3pm Corlears 1 Cobra Kai vs. What The Puck
3pm Corlears 2 Pork Fried Rice vs. Mathematics
3pm Moffo Gouging Anklebiters vs. Bad Touch
4pm Corlears 1 Fresh Kills vs. Rehabs
4pm Corlears 2 GAME OF THE WEEK Mexican Standoff vs. LBS
– The last time these two teams were scheduled to play each other, Mexican Standoff decided to go to the beach.
4pm Moffo Unicorns vs. Denim Demons
5pm Corlears 1 Filthy Gorgeous vs. Tuques
5pm Corlears 2 Dark Rainbows vs. Sky Fighters
5pm Moffo Corlears Hookers vs. Mighty Squirrels

contents:
* keep your sticks down!
* scores from last week
* lost and found
* postings
* next week’s games
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KEEP THOSE STICKS DOWN!!!

remember, a “high stick” in BTSH is a stick above the waist. someone was injured in the saturday tourney last week by a stick follow through. if that person wasn’t wearing glasses, there’s a good chance that greater injury would have occured. if you don’t wear them already, PLEASE buy some sports goggles! and KEEP THOSE STICKS DOWN!!!

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SCORES 29 APRIL 2007

3pm C1 .lbs 2 Cobra Kai 4
3pm C2 Mexican Standoff 5 Dark Rainbows 3
3pm M Unicorns 3 Bad Touch 0
4pm C1 PFR 3 Filthy Gorgeous 2
4pm C2 Fresh Kills 5 Gouging Anklebiters 1
4pm M Mighty Squirrels 4 Denim Demons 6
5pm C1 Sky Fighters 3 Mathmatics 2
5pm C2 Tuques 1 of Steel WTP 5
5pm M Rehabs 1 Corlears Hookers 3

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LOST AND FOUND

these are all FOUND:

* 2 righty sherwood wood-color sticks

* blue bag with “cushman and wakefield” printed on it (chair?)

* red elmhurst hockey jersey

contact me if any of these items are yours.

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POSTINGS

* ICE HOCKEY IN HARLEM BENFIT
from dave paglia of mighty squirrels

Few of you probably know this but I was introduced to the team thru Pat Larsen, as we were both volunteercoaches for a program called Ice Hockey In Harlem (IHIH moving forward). My point is this, I know each of you crazy nuts likes to drink and play hockey so this IHIH event brings both together for a great cause. The details are this: Friday, may 4th, Time is 7pm, cost is $30 per person, location is Time Out (77th and amerstdam). What you get for your time and money: 3 hours of open bar and every TV showcasing the Rangers V Sabres (game 5) plus a decent portion of this money is going to help send one IHIH kid to a hockey camp (the other part is to help the bar cut its loss’s). Now I know each of you would be lying if spending $30 on booze is too much for Friday night, so swing on by or email me an excuse note from your mom!!!!

Lastly please invite friends and colleagues
Thx
Pags
http://www.icehockeyinharlem.org/

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if you want to have something posted, send me an email with “POSTINGS BTSH” in the subject line!
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NEXT WEEK’S GAMES

6-May
3pm C1 Cobra Kai vs. Tuques
3pm C2 Bad Touch vs. Rehabs
4pm C1 Unicorns vs. G.Anklebiters
4pm C2 Mighty Squirrels vs. Mexican Standoff
5pm C1 PFR vs. WTP
5pm C2 C.Hookers vs. Denim Demons

3pm M Sky Fighters vs. Fresh Kills
4pm M Mathmatics vs. Dark Rainbows
5pm M Lbs vs. Filthy Gorgeous
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[bobw]

BTSH WEEKLY RECAP – WEEK 3
by Eli Kazin

Again, if anyone has anything they want mentioned in these recaps, talk to me at the games, at the bars, or shoot me an email at themajordeegan AT yahoo DOT com.

The Games

STITCHES DO NOT KEEP HAANWA CHAU OFF THE COURT. One day after receiving a nasty gash, and stitches, across the bridge of her nose, Haanwa scored a goal to lead Mexican Standoff to a 5-3 victory against the Dark Rainbows. Ben Bloom had a hat trick, and Jeff “Peaches” Hendricks added a goal for Standoff, who were playing with emergency goalie Paul Valenti between the pipes.

STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE HARD, NO MERCY SIR. Brian Morrison, Derek Tagliarino, Mariko Nakatani, and Jonathan Levine scored goals for Cobra Kai, who jumped out to a four-goal lead just fifteen minutes into the game en route to a 4-2 upset of LBS.

FIVE IS GREATER THAN FOUR. Ted Shumaker scored two goals, including the game winner, and Martin Cejka added a goal to lead the Sky Fighters past the shorthanded Mathematics, 3-2. Andy Pratt scored two goals and Sheena Otto played the entire game as the only female in attendance for the Mathematics.

STYLIN’ AND PROFILIN’. Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette scored two goals as the Denim Demons won their contest with the Mighty Squirrels, 6-4. With the victory, the Demons also won a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon, which those who remained at the Johnson’s past sunset were able to enjoy.

CRAIG LACOMBE WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ZERO. Craig Lacombe registered his first shutout of the season, although he was bailed out with a huge save from defender Lindsay Turley, as the Unicorns blanked the Bad Touch, 3-0.

OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM, E I E I O. Tom MacDonald scored two goals as What The Puck defeated the Tuques, 5-1.

ANT WAS BOTH FILTHY AND GORGEOUS. Tim Hannon scored two goals, including the game winner, as Pork Fried Rice squeaked past Filthy Gorgeous, 3-2. Ant Ventolieri added two assists, and was the center of attention due to his slick new hairstyle, complete with gel.

HOPEFULLY SHE GOT THE BALL AS A MEMENTO. Hiromi Moore’s first goal at any level of hockey was the game winning goal and started a three-goal outburst in the span of one minute early in the second half as Fresh Kills notched a 5-1 win against the Gouging Anklebiters. Kevin Foster also scored a goal for Fresh Kills, and Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri scored the lone goal for the Anklebiters.

THE HOOKERS GOT A SECOND WIND. In a battle of teams with high attendance at Saturday’s tournament, the Corlears Hookers bested the Rehabs, 3-1.

Nickname Nook With Derek Tagliarino
These people will now be known as the following:
Alex Eben Meyer of Bad Touch is now Coop.
Janica Lee of Denim Demons is now Tussin.

Power Play/Offsides
Power Play:
– Ed Lau of Rehabs and anyone who showed up and/or donated money on Saturday. The charity tournament, organized by Ed, raised more than $3,300 for the American Cancer Society, including some donations from league members who did not participate in the tournament. Those who were debating showing up were glad they played, and despite the early starting time all in attendance enjoyed the event…even Haanwa.
– Mexican Standoff’s court side accessories. One bucket of chicken, one boom box in a rectangular box with a boom box graphic on the front, and most important, zero open container citations.

Offsides:
– Typographical errors on the new Gouging Anklebiters uniforms. Apparently, the Gounging Anklebiters are “black for street hockey” …good for them.
– The bird fountain at Corlears actually works. Some kid was operating it prior to the Mathematics/Sky Fighters matchup, causing the pavement behind the goal to become a little slick.

Next Week
May 6th, 2007
3pm Corlears 1 Cobra Kai vs. Tuques
3pm Corlears 2 Bad Touch vs. Rehabs
3pm Moffo Sky Fighters vs. Fresh Kills
4pm Corlears 1 Unicorns vs. Gouging Anklebiters
4pm Corlears 2 Mighty Squirrels vs. Mexican Standoff
4pm Moffo Mathematics vs. Dark Rainbows
5pm Corlears 1 GAME OF THE WEEK Pork Fried Rice vs. What The Puck
– The last time these two teams faced off, What The Puck defeated Pork Fried Rice to win the 2006 BTSH championship.
5pm Corlears 2 Corlears Hookers vs. Denim Demons
5pm Moffo LBS vs. Filthy Gorgeous