Playoff Opening Round Box Scores

Fresh Kills Looks Ahead To The Next Round

#10 Fresh Kills 1, #7 Sky Fighters 0
Fresh Kills: Caroline Currie
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio

#18 Bad Touch 2, #15 Gouging Anklebiters 1
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin, Joe Lops
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco
Game Notes: Lops scored the game winning goal with two minutes remaining in regulation.  The Bad Touch had no females in attendance and had to play the entire game 3-on-5.

#16 Mexican Standoff 4, #17 Happy Little Elves 1
Mexican Standoff: Ben Bloom 2, Gary Cohen 2
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo

#1 What The Puck 10, #18 Bad Touch 0
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2, Brian Vroom 2, Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2, Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer 2, Michelle Doucet, Corey “Chongo” Winters
Shutout:Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz
Game Notes: The Bad Touch had no females in attendance and had to play the entire game 3-on-5.

#2 LBS, Inc. 4, #16 Mexican Standoff 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2, Jason Bogdaneris, Karen Erickson
Shutout: Seth Wachtell

#3 Corlears Hookers 8, #14 Cobra Kai 1
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 4, Jason Eitel, Albert “Al” Huang, Josh Sadlier-Brown, Matthew Zimmerman
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta
Game Notes: With only one female in attendance, Cobra Kai played shorthanded the entire game.

#4 Filthy Gorgeous 7, #13 Mathematics 2
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 5, Sunny Mehra, Jonathan Rick
Mathematics: Adam Langer, Andy Pratt
Game Notes: Pereira broke a 2-2 tie with fifteen minutes remaining in regulation.

#5 Denim Demons 5, #12 Tuques 2
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman 4, Danny Polinsky
Tuques: Gabe Wilson, Peter Wilson

#6 Dark Rainbows 2, #11 Mighty Squirrels 1
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia

#9 Unicorns 4, #8 Rehabs 0
Unicorns: Courtney, Mark, Nelson, Ryan
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe

Captains’ Commendations

Bad Touch (1): Scott Rosenthalused his speed and prowess to keep the ball in the Gouging Anklebiters end.
Bad Touch (2): “Props to those who showed up and a big F-U to those who didn’t” – Eric Devlin
Corlears Hookers: “Defenders Nickie Gill and Libby Pettibonechewed up the Cobra Kai attackers, spit them out and stepped on them – but they’re really such nice girls.” – Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
Dark Rainbows:Jennie Brown used her knees–instead of knee pads–to block shots…that’s how the ancients used to do it.” – Sean Reynolds
Denim Demons: Vintage Dave Shyu.
Filthy Gorgeous: Becky Antar played great defense on Andy Pratt.
Gouging Anklebiters:Eric [‘El Guapo’] DiPierriwas suspended” – Phil “Sandy” Donohue
Happy Little Elves: “I’m not going to commend Nicole [Depontbriand] because she failed to psyche out Randy [Locklair].” – Ben Chadwick
LBS, Inc.: “We couldn’t have done it without Ali [Chenitz] and Ken [‘The Alpha Male’ Poulin].” – Sascha Puritz
Mathematics: “I’ll give my commendation to the Mighty Squirrels, because they need a pick-me-up even more than we do.” – Derek Tagliarino
Mighty Squirrels:Rob [‘Mungo’ Gorden]and my whole fucking team.” – Rachel “A-Korn” Greene
Rehabs:Craig [‘Ug’ LaCombe]gave a lights out performance. Best of luck the rest of the way.” – Bryan “Stork” Welch
Sky Fighters: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker was crying on the sidelines.
Tuques: Andrea Grande-Capone played good defense and also injured her wrist.
Unicorns: John Mark was great on defense.
What The Puck: “Our long lost teammates Ant [‘Father Time’ Ventolieri] and Kevin [Lutsky]turned out to put us three deep in goal.” – Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer

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4 Responses to “Playoff Opening Round Box Scores”

  1. benwick666 says:

    To explain: psyching out Randy was the entirety of our game plan. And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those pesky Standoffs and their mangy dog.

    So our October surprise was cancelled but I want to give a heads up — next year is the International Year of the Elf and we will be hoisting the championship cup and drinking the PBR of our enemies.

  2. derek says:

    Maybe you would have been able to psych out Randy if you wore the “Blackout” jerseys…you know, if you had more than just the one.

  3. devlin13 says:

    here are your photos of the week, documenting our unlikely 3-on-5 victory: http://www.flickr.com/photos/26292612@N07/sets/72157607770695020/

    (courtesy of Joe Lops’ girlfriend, i did not catch her name)

  4. randystandoff says:

    i think the picture of nicole in the standoff jersey should have been linked to her not-commendation.

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