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Gut Rot’s PR Department Is Hard At Work

Color: Sea-foam Green
Year Founded: 2010
2010 Regular Season Finish: 4-10-0-2 (5th, MacNeil Division; 20th overall)
2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in round of 16
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
2010 Leading Scorer: Scott, 11 goals
Team Song: Jefferson Starship – We Built This City
Key Additions: The Other Gilligan, Noelle, Mark, Spoon, Heather (all from free agency)
Key Losses: Haanwa Chau (La Famiglia), Chris “Creamy” DiMotta (Butchers)

Gut Rot captain Jefferson submitted the following press release regarding his team’s upcoming season:

Entity They Resemble, According to Rich Glanzer: Timmy Lupus of The Bad News Bears. Lupus got mustard poured over him, and his opponents openly mocked him. But Lupus showed what a true hero he is when he made a dazzling (routine) catch to ensure his team the victory (in a game they eventually lost). The important thing to remember is Lupus and the Bears almost won the championship, and Gut Rot’s shootout victory over league juggernaut What the Puck stands as one of the biggest upsets in league history.
Fast Fact: Amy lost her virginity to the team song back in ’84.

ROSTER
Available upon request. Call Peaches at phone number above.

Tags: 2011 Season, Gut Rot, team previews

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