Season Preview: LBS, Inc.
LBS, Inc. Is The Gold Standard
Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 15-4-0-1 (3rd place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in quarterfinals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Rubens
Home Arena: The Boardroom
2009 Leading Scorer: Karsten Pichon, 29 goals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: None
2009 proved to be a very good year for LBS, Inc., both on and off the court. Compliance officer Karsten Pichon led all of BTSH with 29 goals for the season, while his linemate, majority shareholder “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin chipped in 17 of his own. By securing the Schloeder Division title, The Corporation added another prestigious award to its already crowded mantle.
CEO Sascha Puritz persevered through the recession and was able to avoid the economic crunch, keeping her personnel intact for 2010. However, one area that Puritz saw slipping within her organization in recent years was the dress code. Corporation members used to show up each Sunday wearing pristine, collared white polo shirts. However, due to a shift in company culture, attributed by some to CFO Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett’s new “Beer Everyday” policy, most of her charges began to show up wearing generic, non-matching white t-shirts. Thus, seeking a return to professionalism, Puritz has once again imposed a stringent dress code. All female players are now required to wear tennis skirts, while everyone will wear matching t-shirts embossed with the corporate logo. Poulin adds that these shirts, of course, will be white, as The Corporation has been wearing white since BTSH was initiated.
Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble: The Big Show. They’ll be main eventers for as long as they’re around, but they seem to have a few momentary lapses every year that prevent them from reaching the championship.
Fast Fact: Samuel Anthony’s favorite flavor of potato chips is chili lime.
ROSTER
Brad Allecia
Samuel Anthony
Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett
Dan Bernstein
Jason Bogdaneris
Tom Capatosta
Alexandra Chenitz
Karen Erickson
Anne Grady
Erica Lee
Sascha Lehman
Fernando Limonic
Karsten Pichon
“The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin
Sascha Puritz (C)
Dustin Shutes
Alex Simon
Seth Wachtell
Phil Yang
Tags: 2010 season, lbs inc, team previews
A preview of the LBS Inc. and you dont have a picture of my boy Karsten?!?!? MEDIA BOYCOTT ON!!!
I cant back that up. I’m back.
I’m boycotting the media, too.
But it’s because they’re putting out previews so quickly that I almost didnt notice that I wasn’t in the HLE fanclub picture. Who else will openly admit to reading & enjoying rich’s posts? Who else knows knows that when short people put on chadwick’s jacket, it becomes a magic cape?
Actually, when short people put on Chadwick’s jacket, I have to get it dry cleaned! Hiyo!
YES!!! BOYCOTT BOYCOTT!!!
I wonder how Rich will get his Survivor Pool picks to the media if he is boycotting said media.
Rich, I’m insulted. How is it that you let anyone say that they’re the only ones who enjoy reading your posts? Why have you forsaken me? Rich? RIIIIIIIICH!