Semifinals Box Scores
Fresh Kills Marches Into The Championship Game
#10 Fresh Kills 3, #2 LBS, Inc. 1
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas, “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, Mike Sokolyansky
LBS, Inc.: Dustin Shutes
Game Notes: Imas broke a 1-1 tie with 20 minutes remaining in regulation.
#3 Corlears Hookers 4, #4 Filthy Gorgeous 2
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2, Albert “Al” Huang, Noelle Safar
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik, Jonathan Rick
Game Notes: Olson’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with 15 minutes remaining in regulation.
What The Puck 5, Denim Demons 1
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2, Corey “Chongo” Winters
Denim Demons: Emily Carson
Unicorns 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Chris 3
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds
Mathematics 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Mathematics: Adam Langer 2, Andy Pratt 2, Amy Anderla
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue, Peter “Geech” Prohaska
Rehabs 2, Mighty Squirrels 0
Rehabs: Sal Malguarnera, Bryan “Stork” Welch
Shutout: “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (Gouging Anklebiters)
Cobra Kai 6, Sky Fighters 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito 2, Mariko Nakatani
Sky Fighters: Imraan Farukhi, Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker
Game Notes: The Sky Fighters played the entire game with only six players and no official goalie.
Bad Touch 3, Mexican Standoff 2
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin 2, Greg Kellerman
Mexican Standoff: Karey Bakker, Len Guinto
Tuques 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson 2
Happy Little Elves: Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos
Captains’ Commendations
Bad Touch: Joe Lops had a “really sweet” assist.
Cobra Kai: “Kudos to Rob [‘Mungo’ Gorden] for being our goalie…again.” – Enayet “Retail” Rasul
Corlears Hookers: “Jock Paul and his cracked kneecap are back.” – Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
Denim Demons: “Coach [Aaron Pagdon] played well enough in his first game in goal to warrant another start in goal.” – Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens
Filthy Gorgeous: “My whole team won the hearts of the fans [Mexican Standoff].” – Monica Russo
Fresh Kills: The defense as a whole was great.
Happy Little Elves: “The Lady Elves – Melanie Pessin, Courtney McBride, Shoshana Rudnick, Doris Yeo, Alyssa Schwartz, and Nicole Depontbriand – outnumbered our men today. No other team can match the devotion of these Elven Amazons. Oh, and also a shout out to Colin Powell.” – Ben Chadwick
Mathematics: “Derek Tagliarino was amazing in net, but I’d like to see Mungo [Rob Gorden] get three commendations in the same week. So even though he had no influence on this game, I’m going with him.” – Derek Tagliarino
Mighty Squirrels: “It’s Rob [‘Mungo’ Gorden]” – Ass Captain Marie Marberg
Rehabs: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez ran like Usain Bolt.
Sky Fighters: Lourdes Banez was pretty fierce and was all over the court defending the goalieless goalpost.
Tuques: Corey Long played well.
Unicorns: Lindsay was tough on defense.
What The Puck: Amy Farley played shutdown defense.
Tags: 2008 season, box scores, Fresh Kills
Wow Ben, which one of the Lady Elves are you trying to impress?? You could have said Jerome won EVERY faceoff cleanly (but one). You could have said Brian was amazing in net. You could have said you had a decent game, which is a lot better than your normal poor game, or you could have said without Hockey Rich we would have lost by 12 goals.
Or you could have given it to Marc for not showing up and keeping it close!!
The Tuques should have given it to the ref since their first “goal” never went in.
When I first signed Rich up, I assumed he could be contained with some kind of mute button or silencer or muzzle… Oh well. I’ll just have to go with a choke chain.
Oh HockeyRich, you live in a fantasy world. You have a lot of really poor excuses. Especially the part about HockeyRich and the 12 goals. Your creativity is impressive. Your sore loser attitude is not. Don’t taint a good game like you tried to do at the end of our game.
I dont know who you are Lugo, but if you say hi to me next game, I will bring you a dollar so you can buy a box of sarcasm identifyer pills.
I thought I had shaken everybodys hand and said good game at the end of our game though. Maybe I missed you??
HockeyRich, I think I will take you up on that $1 offer. I obviously need those pills. You definitely shook hands with everyone and said good game. My bad. I am the Tuques goalie, by the way.
The dollar is yours. I will even do you the favor of putting in my pocket instead of my sweaty sock.
I don’t know, I think I’d rather the sweaty sock…